Thread: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart – Aneesh Chopra COMEDY 7:30PM

What did a reporter say, in news footage, that people carrying assault weapons did, forcing a fast-food restaurant to institute a “no guns” policy?
-held a demonstration on the weekend
What did a reporter say, in news footage, that an Indiana man did to pass on the MERS virus to an Illinois man?
-shook hands with him
What did Aneesh Chopra tell Jon that over 1 million veterans could do safely and securely today?
-download electronic copies of their records
What did a female reporter say could happened in Manhattan, parts of Queens, and Brooklyn, during footage from the news?
-sea level rising ten feet and submerging subway tunnels
What did a reporter say, in news footage, that people using a “smart gun” were required to do in order to operate it?
-wear a radio controlled watch
What did a reporter say, in news footage, that Loretta Weinberg agreed to do if the NRA stopped its opposition to “smart guns”?
-repeal a law concerning them
What did Michael Gargiulo report, in news footage, that Ryne Sandberg claimed he did, after Jon asked if there were any global catastrophes that could affect him?
-lost six pounds due to food poisoning
What did Aneesh Chopra say he didn’t want to do, after Jon noted Chopra could probably implement a process at VA Hospitals for less money and much faster?
-introduce error by stitching together two non-connected systems