Thread: The Colbert Report – Edward O. Wilson COMEDY 7PM

What did Dr. Wilson say happened during a scientific experiment at Brookhaven National Laboratory?
-organisms received exposure to intense radiation
What did Stephen do after he said he was “pretty sure” the U.S. won The Battle of the Alamo?
-brushed a toy doll’s blonde hair
What did Stephen say he knew Kareen Abdul-Jabbar would do if he saw a “shrieking spectral figure” coming toward him on a sidewalk?
-cross to the other side of the street
What did Stephen jokingly say he did, after talking about the background of the third district of Virginia?
-gave away the location of the U.S.’s largest naval base
What did Stephen ask if Ernie Hudson did, after viewing footage of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s comments on racism?
-gave his life for nothing
What did Dr. Wilson say scientists could do in unstudied national parks?
-discover new biological phenomena
What did Stephen say Rep. Scott needed to do to capture people’s attention with “crime talk”?
-start to create some slogans that rhymed
What did Stephen ask Rep. Scott if he would think about doing to show his “love for America”?
-receiving a tattoo in the design of its flag