Thread: The Colbert Report – Darren Aronofsky COMEDY 11:30PM

What did an anchor note that members of the Ukranian Navy did, in a scene from a news broadcast, after Stephen joked about Russians with Scottish accents?
-trained dolphins to attack enemy targets
What did Darren Aronofsky explain that Russell Crowe “really wanted” the character he portrayed to do in Aronofsky’s latest film?
-connect emotionally with his wife
What did a host do in a scene from “GMA,” as she performed a demonstration in the “Social Square” area of the set?
-pulled the handle of a slot machine
What did Stephen note that police officers in Hawaii were able to do, before he noted the “Stop-and-Frisk” policy in New York?
-be intimate with prostitutes
What happened in a scene from Darren Arnofsky’s latest film, after Aronofsky noted that some questioned “the math” involved in a Biblical story?
-animals marched into a forst clearing
What did Charlie Rose do as Stephen discussed the features of the “#Playdate Plaza” area on the set?
-popped up at the edge of a ball pit
In a sponsored segment during this show, what did comedians accuse another comedian of doing, as they sat around a table with a bottle of liquor?
-spreading rumors, such as getting in a hot air balloon accident and having an affair with a relative
-Jack Daniel’s
What did Darren Aronofsky explain that his seventh grade English teacher, Mrs. Freed, asked him to do?
-write a poem about peace
What did Randy claim that he did to earn a living, before he suggested that Stephen was “hip to the scene”?
-drove a food truck downtown