Thread: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart – Patrick Stewart COMEDY 7:30PM

What did Patrick Stewart do as he was telling Jon about the other lead character in “Waiting for Godot” and “No Man’s Land”?
-held both hands up and splayed his fingers
What did a news reporter report in footage, that Richie Incognito did to make his teammate Jonathan Martin drop from the Miami Dolphins?
-harassed and bullied him
What did a news reporter say that Rand Paul threatened to do in response to the “hacks and haters”?
-go back to being a doctor
What did Al Madrigal ask Jason Jones if he did during the “T.D.S.O.S.” segment?
-got his necktie from a box of cereal
What was Mayor Ford doing in personal footage taken from a cell phone?
-yelling threats and flailing about
What did Mayor Ford admit to doing in comments made to the press?
-smoking some crack cocaine
What was Patrick Stewart doing in a photo shown during his interview?
-lying in a bath tub dressed as a lobster
What did a news reporter report in footage, that Rand Paul did before giving a speech?
-took lines in it from an online encyclopedia