Thread: The Colbert Report – Brian Lehrer COMEDY 7PM

What did a news clip introduced by Stephen say that a company was doing as an alternative to traditional burial for corpses?
-converting their decomposition into mushrooms
What did Stephen joke that consumers of his new line of “Just Eat It” food products would do?
-strap on a blindfold before meals
What did Stephen say that food producers would’ve had to do if Washington voters hadn’t struck down an initiative?
-label genetically modified ingredients
What did Stephen tell Brian Lehrer that Joe Lhota was willing to do, which probably hurt his campaign?
-run over kittens with subway cars
What did Brian Lehrer say that his extra taxes would allow Bill de Blasio to do?
-enroll children in prekindergarten programs
What did Stephen proclaim that a company’s new commercial had “captured the magic” of doing?
-abducting children on a bus
What did Stephen say that the Islamic superhero Ms. Marvel had the power to do?
-shapeshift into other forms
What did Brian Lehrer say that voters did, which partially led to the election of Bill de Blasio?
-felt a certain class based anxiety