Thread: Hancock FX

A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles but leaves horrendous collateral damage in the wake of every well-intentioned feat.

What did John Hancock do after a bank robber announced that the hostages were wired with individual bombs?
- Cut his hand off with a lamp shade

What did John Hancock do after a young boy woke him up while he was sleeping on an outside bench?
- Blew his nose on the sidewalk

What did John Hancock do in front of Ray's house after Michele called him a "psycho"?
- Threw him up into the sky

What did a man do at the convenience store after John Hancock tried to buy two bottles of whiskey?
- Shot him in the stomach

What did John Hancock do at the dinner table after Aaron asked him why he wore an eagle on his head?
- Gave him advice on how to handle a bully

What did Mary and Aaron do while John Hancock was in jail after the news announced that the crime rate went up?
- Brought him spaghetti in a container

What did Ray show John Hancock doing in a video that was posted on the Internet before Ray pulled out comic books?
- Throwing a beached whale in the ocean

What did Mary tell Ray that John Hancock did, after John Hancock realized Mary had superhuman strength?
- Sneezed, knocking a hole in the wall

What happened in John Hancock's trailer as Mary admitted to him that they were both superheroes?
- Bags of popcorn started to pop

What did John Hancock tell Ray to do while Ray and Mary walked through a carnival with Aaron?
-Look up at the moon

What did Ray do after a group of spectators surrounded John Hancock in front of a wrecked train and criticized his heroic work?
- Shook his hand and thanked him

In a commercial during this show, what was a woman doing as she named holiday treats, such as eggnog, pumpkin pie, and gingerbread men, before a cereal and Web site that could help you get a jump on your New Year's plans were discussed?
- Performing crunches on a mat in her living room
-- Multi-Grain Cheerios
--- Access to an online diet plan

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do after her husband said they should go out to eat, before a restaurant, which could help you "get out of your restaurant rut" presented a dish?
- Suggested that she wanted "the blander the better," before a huge crab claw crashed through the ceiling
-- Joe's Crab Shack
--- Savory Classic Steampots

What did John Hancock do in jail before helping the police with a bank robbery?
Shaved his beard and mustache

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