Thread: Ron White Behavioral Problems Comedy Central

Synopsis: The comic performs.

What did Ron White say he sometimes during intimate moments with his wife?
*Stop and, restarted halfway through.

What did Ron White say the police in Vero Beach, Florida did first when they brought him to the station.
*Counted the cash he had on him

What did Ron White say the government was doing with in Iraq that he didn't understand?
*Writing checks dispite massive debt.

What did Ron White say a factory in Houston, Texas sued him for saying they did?
*Left a horrible stench behind.

What did Ron White say he did at a restaurant in London, England?
*Mixed in some ketchup with his food.

What did Ron White say his wife did that she thought looked sexy?
*Pierced one of her nipples

What did Ron White jokingly say his hotel did, which he really liked?
*Heated the toilet seats.

What did Ron White say someone could do to see the sights in London, England in only ten minutes?
*Hire a Scottish cab driver as an escort

What did Ron White say his wife had to do each night before she went to sleep?
*Put everything back where it belongs

What did Ron White say he did for the first time at the hotel he stayed at before the show?
*Used the bidet in his room

What did Ron White say he did to his wife, which he thought she was funny, but she did not?
*Read some of her magazines

What did Ron White jokingly say about the breast implants he purchased his wife for her birthday?
* Were fun to play with before the insertion

What did Ron White say a restaurant in London, England did not do, that annoyed him?
* Serve any ketchup with the meal

What did Ron White say he did outside, while his wife was inside the bank, despite seeing a sign that prohibited the action?
* Walked his dogs on a patch of grass

What did Ron White jokingly thank the audience for doing before he discussed his recent legal troubles?
*Buying him a small airplane