Thread: Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he did with his car after gang members repeatedly teased him about how cramped he looked inside of it?
Traded it in for a larger vehicle thinking the insults would end.

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he and his friends did on a amusement park ride as the boat traveled down a hill?
Lifted their shirts while a photo was taken.

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he did that angered a bartender on St. Patrick's Day?
Convinced a crowd that he was foreign.

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he urged his friends to do after a police officer recognized him during a traffic stop?
Make jokes so he could keep the vehicle.

What did Gabriel Iglesias explain that the police in Bakersfield, California did to him during a recent encounter?
Stopped him on the street for walking.

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he did when confronted by two players from the Oakland Raiders after he joked about the team's poor record?
Got pinned against a wall until they fumbled him

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he often did as a result from drinking too much beer?
Talked randomly to his body parts.

What did Gabriel Iglesias say he did when a policeman took too long to approach his car after pulling him over?
Placed a box of donuts in his lap and started playing with them.

What did Gabriel Iglesias do when offering advice about most people's poor attitude regarding politics?
Suggested that the next election be voted through a reality show.

What did Gabriel Iglesias say his mother did in a restaurant when he asked what his father looked like?
Grabbed a bottle of hot sauce with an image of a man on the label

What did Gabriel Iglesias do when he talked about being labeled Hawaiian after a recent comedy show?
Suggested the shirt he wore confused people

What did Gabriel Iglesias say that Spanish language commercials often did?
Waited until the final two seconds before revealing the product