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What did Kathleen Madigan say she wanted to do to herself after a comic named Hiawatha Rutland flubbed his tryout with a bit about cow tipping?
*Shove a fork in her left eye

What did Matt Kirshen from London, England, say in an interview before his performance that he kept doing while waiting to go on?
*Noticing a lot of people around the room that he respected

What was a bald man shown doing during a montage as Alonzo Bodden discussed the tendency towards wacky comedy in Minneapolis?
*Rolling around on the floor

What did Buddy from London, England, ask the ladies of the audience to raise their hands if they had a husband in order to do?
*Figure out who not to try to talk to

What did a comic in a top hat and beige suit named James Francis do as he began his tryout in Minneapolis by saying he was an inventor?
*Put fake teeth in his mouth

What did Thoumas Yianni from London, England, do after starting his act off by snoring into the microphone?
*Asked if the ladies could not sleep through that

What did Spencer Brown from London, England, say during his tryout that people should do to the elderly in scooters as a funny joke?
*Yell at them to slow down

What was a man shown doing as Doug Benson stood and enjoyed a thingytail after he had been picked to go to Los Angeles?
*Chanting for him to drink faster

What did Doug Benson from Los Angeles do as he started his routine and discussed having recently seen a literate caged dog?
*Hit himself in the face with the microphone

What did Tracey Ashley from Merriville, Indiana, say she used to do for a living before launching into a bit about encountering racism in the workplace?
*Sold sports media advertising

What did Tommy Johnagin from Benton, Illinois, do when asked how he felt winning the audience's favorite free pass to the semifinals?
*Asked sarcastically what the interviewer thought

What did Tommy Johnagin from Benton, Illinois, say he did because he was nervous before launching into a routine about his mother's cat?
*Lost his train of thought and could not talk

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In a commercial during this show what did a woman with pink hair do before she met a man wearing a suit and as she explained how she could track the repair of her car?
used password to get into an underground tunnel
hid from thugs chasing her
traveled back to headquarters to recieve her next mission

In a commericia during this show, who yelled at a teenager to get off a expensive classic convertable stunning business men...
waitress
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