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REPEAT:

What did Bil Dwyer do during his act?
*Joked about having an ugly child

What did Brendon Walsh say all of his friends' kids always did when he saw them?
*Had juice stains on faces

What did Bob Read do to Josh McDermitt after he revealed he would be continuing in the competition?
*Asked if he was sweating or nervous

What did Chris Porter say that he did that caused him to have problems meeting women?
*Rode on the public bus

What did Alonzo Bodden say happened as a result of his reality-show exposure?
*Got to do other TV and movie spots

What did Doug Benson do when he got on the stage?
*Made pun about the various states he had performed in

What did Stella Stolper say was the reason that she got married?
*Wanted to stop going to the gym

What did Fred Bothwell say while he was interviewed before his audition that he did soon after he learned how to give a proper "rebel yell"?
*Grew a lot of chest hair

What did Bob Read do during Nikki Payne's audition?
*Asked if her lisp was real

What did Vargus Mason do when he was invited to advance?
*Shouted and jumped up and down

What did Kristin Key say that she almost did after she was the last comic chosen to go to Hollywood?
*Felt her heart explode

What did Josh McDermitt say that he did while joking during his stand-up routine?
*Stole from friends while helping them move

What did Bob Read ask Fred Bothwell to do when he ran to the stage during the initial audition in Austin, TX?
*Explain reason for growing long beard

What did Brendon Walsh say all of his friends' kids always did when he saw them?
*Had juice stains on faces
*Banana Republic

What did Chris Porter say that he did that caused him to have problems meeting women?
*Rode on the public bus
*Cadillac Escalade/Chevrolet Cavalier/Hummer

What did Alonzo Bodden say happened as a result of his reality-show exposure?
*Got to do other TV and movie spots
*Sbarro

What did Bob Read do to Josh McDermitt after he revealed he would be continuing in the competition?
*Asked if he was sweating or nervous
*Capital One

What did Josh McDermitt say that he did while joking during his stand-up routine?
*Stole from friends while helping them move
*Toyota Camry

What did Chris Porter say women could do in order to lower the price of gas?
*Start dating men who ride on the city bus
*Hummer

What did Kristin Key say that she almost did after she was the last comic chosen to go to Hollywood?
*Felt her heart explode
*Capital One

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BONUS QUESTION: What car did Josh McDermitt talk about after he said he stole from friends while helping them move?
*Toyota Camry

In a commercial during this show, what happened outside of a man's backyard window that caused him to stare and shut his eyes in disbelief, before an announcer discussed wood stains that "can handle pretty much anything"?
*NOT Mythical beasts, including unicorns and centaurs, stampeded back and forth

In a commercial during this show, who smiled while an announcer discussed a the "latest breakthrough" in cosmetics as a product's name floated above the product and packaging was shown up close?
*NOT Black-haired model in pinstriped pantsuit and shiny barrette

In a movie commercial during this show, what did a talking orange cat with a big appetite do?
*Caused mischief while having the run of a palace
*"Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties"

In a movie commercial during this show, whose presence led to all kinds of chaos, destruction, and death in his immediate environment and the world around him?
*NOT World's greatest bank robber down on his luck

In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette woman do as talked about being able to "do anything", including taking her husband to lunch in Milan, while "I'm Every Woman" played?
*NOT Appeared on silvery see-through stage lit by beams of flashing lights

In a commercial during this show, what did various people, including businessmen and several families and couples, do while an announcer talked about a hotel that "you don't just stay" at while a song containing the lyrics "we belong" played in the background?
*Greeted one another at places such as a wedding, an airport, and at the front door
*Sheraton
*Feels as comfortable as home

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