Thread: Happy Gilmore 8/6 6:00 4000+ pts.

Thanks to OP fireman!!

Which make of car hit Happy on the golf course?
*Volkswagen

Which fast-food restaurant did Happy do a commercial for?
*Subway

What brand of beer did Happy drink in the clubhouse?
*Budweiser

What did Chubbs carry with him in a small jar?
*Eye of the alligator that ate his hand

What did Happy say was required to play golf?
*"Goofy pants and a fat can"

How did Happy's grandmother cheer him up when he first moved in with her?
*Dressed up as Gene Simmons of Kiss

What did Bob Barker say Happy should do instead of playing pro golf?
*Work at the snack bar

What did Happy ask the crowd at the "Cleveland Classic" to do?
*Make some noise

What happened on the ninth green at nine o'clock?
*Sprinklers soaked Happy

What disease did the orderly at the nursing home say Happy's grandmother had?
*"Senilitus Maximus"

What did Shooter complain about once espying in the woods off of the seventeenth hole?
*Two bikers having sex

What did Happy and Virginia do on their first date?
*Went ice skating

According to Virginia, what was professional golf ready for?
*"A colorful, emotional, working class hero"

Which was NOT one of the things Happy imagined in his "happy place"?
*Chubbs in a heart-shaped hot tub

What was Happy the only person in the hockey league to do?
*Stab another player with his skate

What company's logo was on the caddies' vests in the first tournament Happy played in?
*AT&T

In a commercial during this show, what happened while a piano played and the sound of a zipper opening and closing was heard before an announcer described pet food?
Dog moved head from side to side following noise
NOT Mighty Dog

In a commercial during this show, what did children, including a girl in front of a bus, girls in hallways near lockers, and a boy on a bench in a gymnasium, all discuss?
Importance of making a good impression on the first day of school
NOT Target

In a commercial during this show, what was shown in split screen next to ingredients of a candy which was cut in half and measured with a ruler?
People discussing how happy it made them
Reese's Big Cup
Gives you more of the candy you like

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman and a man do as the woman took a dissolvable pill as an announcer discussed allergy relief and a coupon was removed from a display in a supermarket shelf?
Rode bicycles through countryside
Alavert Non-Drowsy 24 Hour Relief
Find mail-in rebate at participating retailers

In a commercial during this show, what did a claymation snack do as a spotlight slowly highlighted it and an announcer discussed, "a world of softies"?
Stood on top of a mound of chocolate
NOT SnackWell's Double Chocolate Chip Bite Size
NOT Pepperidge Farm Chocolate Chunk Minis

In a commercial during this show, how did a man, who stood with his family in front of a screen showing their vacation highlights, document the cities they had visited and point out that there had not been "a single 'Are we there yet?'"?
Flipped through stack of white note cards with black writing on them
Choice Hotels
Receive two free nights at select hotels


In a commercial you may have seen, whom did a woman tell a man seated in her living room that she had purchased a cell phone plan for so that she could "check in" when ever she wanted?
Mischievous twin boys who were about to start high school
NOT Cingular Wireless

In a commercial during this show, what did a pro athlete do for a little boy in order to save him from getting into trouble at school?
Carried him down hallway so he would get to math on time
NFL
NOT Sprint PCS

In a commercial during this show, what did a female doctor, who stood against a blue background, do for female patients who had "crazy, busy lives" in her waiting room and office?
Answered their questions about type of birth control
Ortho Evra
Is simple, safe, and effective


In a commercial during this show, what happened in front of a yellow background while a message about pulling an "all-nighter" appeared in white letters before colored stripes and other home furnishings were displayed?
Tassels on lampshade spun and waved to music
Pier 1 Imports
Can save up to 50%

In a commercial during this show, what did a man do when a young deliveryman brought three pizzas to the lavish gold door of his apartment?
Countered his offer with exact same deal
Domino's
Get three medium pizzas for $5 each


In a commercial during this show, who discussed the effects of a skin product while running a finger along her cheek after assorted items were shown in bottles?
Brunette woman wearing blue standing against white background
NOT Pond's Age Defying Complex

what did chubbs say happened to him that ended his golf career as a professional golfer?
not suffered from the fear of golf balls

what did happy tell virginia while they were on their date that "friends" do?
not sing karaoke of "in your eyes" to each other

what did happy do that caused chubbs to fall out of his window?
not tried to teach him a proper slapshot

what did happy do during the san francisco pro am?
not asked to be partnered with tommy shaw

what did happy do after an alligator grabbed his golf ball and tried to bite him?
dove into the lake and wrestled it

what did happy do in an attempt to get his girlfriend not to leave him?
not used a blow torch to create a love letter

what did happy do during the waterbury open to receive a rousing applause from the spectators?
not carried a child piggyback while launching a drive

what did happy do to hal the orderly for treating grandma so poorly?
not bashed him over the head with a hockey stick

what did happy accidentally do while visiting grandma at the nursing home?
not made inappropriate phone call to virginia

what happened to happy while waiting to meet shooter on the "nineth hole at nine"?
got soaked by sprinklers

what did happy do to win the tour championship?
not nailed drive for amazing hole in one

What did Chubbs say happened to him that ended his career as a professional golfer?
Got hand bitten off by alligator

What did Happy do during the San Francisco Pro-Am?
Got involved in melee with Bob Barker


What did happy do in an attempt to get his girlfriend not to leave him?
Sing a song

What did Happy do during the Waterbury Open to receive a rousing applause from the spectators?
Splashed into lake and retrieved golf ball

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