dog$

What did Dr. Delia Hammick say was the problem with most diet bars?
** Made you hungry short time later

How did David Larsen assault Teri Jendusa-Nicolai in Hawaii?
** Punched her in face

How did Teri Jendusa-Nicolai meet her second husband?
** Sang in church choir with him

What did John Edwards do to win an important case?
** Impersonated child in closing statement

How did David Larsen lure Teri Jendusa-Nicolai into the house?
** Said he couldn't find children

What did Teri Jendusa-Nicolai and her second husband learn after the attack?
** She had miscarried

What was David Larsen doing when he first met his wife?
** Working as air traffic controller

What did Dr. Edgar Mandeville say obstetricians now do to avoid lawsuits?
** Perform more C-sections

What reason did Teri Jendusa-Nicolai give for having stayed with David Larsen?
** Thought she could change him

What was David Larsen doing when he was arrested?
** Reporting for work

What did "20/20" do to judge various meal replacements?
** Conducted blind taste test

How did Teri Jendusa-Nicolai alert the police while she was being abducted?
** Called 911 on cell phone

dog$

COMMERCIALS:

In a commercial you may have seen, what did people who had stopped for gas for their convertible and driven on dusty roads do at a state line sign?
** Turned car around, cut a figure-eight, and drove back
** Sears
** Levi's

In a commercial during this show, what happened to a boy at a school dance after a girl blew kisses at him and to a man trying to get a soda out of a vending machine?
** Dog arrived to assist them
** Target
** Has what you need

jatan

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, about a billionaire giving away $1 million of his fortune?
"The Benefactor"
Mondays

In a commercial during this show, what did people do in their dressing rooms and in front of a camera crew as catchphrases appeared in white text?
Modeled clothing
KMart
Is hip and stylish

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a memo floated out of a window, people waited in line for a "predictable" movie, and men sat in a row with a generic latte?
Car drove down empty road
Nissan Altima
Is unconventional

In a commercial during this show, what did a man at the head of a dinner table do that prevented him from enjoying a meal with his extended family?
Visualized food transforming into thumbtacks
Nexium
Heals acid reflux erosions

In a commercial during this show, what did a man and woman look for to place in their living room while in a home improvement store?
Carpet
Lowe's
No payments for twelve months

In a commercial during this show, what did a troupe of briefcase-wielding lawyers in black do before a silver car cruised past them?
Sneaked into homes
Nissan Altima
Is fun, sleek, and fast

littlel

Thanks!


In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a scarf on her head do after letting cartoon bubbles in through her front door?
Tried new toilet cleaner
Scrubbing Bubbles
It's disposable

daisy

In a commercial during this show, what was a squirrel able to do after scampering into a house and reading from a book?
*Train dog to fetch nuts
*Post-it Flags
*Flag Highlighters

In a commercial during this show, what did golfer Jack Nicklaus say he did to improve the quality of his life?
*Underwent medical procedure
*Stryker
*Joint replacements

In a commercial during this show, what did three women do after they modeled clothing in their dressing rooms and in a blue room with fluorescent lighting?
*Took limo to nightclub
*Kmart
*Is hip and stylish

In a commercial you may have seen, what did an announcer discuss as colored squares moved across a black background and clothing, towels, and luggage were pictured?
*"Exciting doorbusters"
*JCPenney
*Storewide savings, and doors open at 8:00 a.m.

In a commercial during this show, what did red and silver vehicles do for kids and adults who went to the beach, jumped into a river, and moved in groovy dance-like motions, as a hip-hop tune with the lyrics "Here we go!" was heard?
*Allowed them to do "more" fun and useful things
*Toyota
*Vehicles offer best overall miles per gallon

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~daisy~

gar123

In an advertisement during this program, what did women do while looking in the mirror?
Lifted eyes
Olay Regenerist Eye
Makes them appear younger

In a commercial during this show, what did various children do in front of colorful backgrounds before a man in a white tee-shirt spoke?
*Scratched their backs
*Hanes
*Eliminates tag itch

Annietd

In a commercial during this show, what happened as a red minivan spun in an all-gray room?

-Pictures of interior were shown
-Ford
-Get $5,000 cash back

chicodog

Thanks !!

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do with her dog in winter, spring, and summer while the song "Only Want to Be with You" played?
Stared through window of auto showroom
Lincoln Mercury
0% APR for sixty months

In a commercial during this show, what did a man wearing glasses do in a field, a bowling alley, and on a bus?
Spoke on cell phone
Verizon Wireless
The nation's largest, most reliable wireless network

exferryguy

In an advertisement during this program, what did a woman do after she appeared standing next to a stereo?
Danced
Cingular Wireless
Keep your current wireless number

SaraSmiles

Thanks!

In a commercial you may have seen, what did people who had stopped for gas for their convertible and driven on dusty roads do at a state line sign?
Turned car around, cut a figure-eight, and drove back
Sears
Levi's

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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
* Luigi Pirandello