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What did Alonzo Bodden say he did when people were scared of him?
*Had fun with them

What reason kept Jim Norton from performing?
*Had other contractual commitments

What did Dan Naturman say he was thinking of doing?
*Robbing bank

What did Jay Mohr say he remembered Jay London doing in Boston?
*Left cab running to perform

What did Jeff Heffron say his strategy was?
*Know his first joke and nothing else

What did Todd Glass do while onstage?
*Smoked cigarette

What did Jay London ask the crowd?
*"Does anyone know what I'm doing up here?"

How did Jim Wiggins react when invited to meet everyone in Las Vegas?
*Announced he felt "stunningly lovely"

What did Jeff Heffron say his mother was unable to do when he was a child?
*Cut his hair

What reason did Jim Wiggins give for having a hoarse voice?
*Drank tequila

What did Marina Franklin say she hoped the show did?
*Change her life

What method did Dan Naturman say he used to enter comedy?
*Performed at open mics

What did Brett Butler do after the five finalists were announced?
*Got up and left table

What brand of beer was on the table when Brett Butler got up and left?
*Heineken

What did Jay Mohr do before introducing the celebrity guest judges?
*Welcomed audience to show

Where did Jay Mohr say the audience members were as he welcomed them to the show?
*Paris Hotel and Casino

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In a commercial during this show, where were phrases such as "I'm all twisted inside" and "give me something different" written in black ink?
** Women's bare stomachs
** Zelnorm
** Overactive bladder

In a commercial during this show, what did a blonde woman describe as not being being "your best moment"?
** Having a car accident
** State Farm
** Highest customer satisfaction rating

In a commercial during this show, what did people do in addition to bowling, yoga, and biking?
** Frolicked in pool
** Ocean Spray Juice & Tea
** Is unique and refreshing

ov911lady

In a commercial during this show, what did a father do while his son bid farewell to his date on her doorstep?
* Waited in car
* State Farm
NOT low rates

mficke0713

What was the title of a new TV show, advertised during this program, about a family of cartoon animals living in Las Vegas?
*"Father of the Pride"
*Tuesdays

maxim

Young Driver Discounts

chipmunk

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman make a group of children in a park do with the red rubber balls they were holding?
Calculate how long they were going to use them
Sprint PCS
Plan adjusts monthly to not waste money and minutes

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LIVE, LOVE, LAUGH

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In an advertisement during this program, what did a man and a boy do together outdoors while soft violin music played?
Flew kites
Citi
There's more to life than money

In a commercial during this show, what did a pug in a blue room do as a Boston terrier sat calmly in an orange room?
Scratched at fleas
Frontline Plus
Works quickly and is long-lasting

In a commercial during this show, what home improvement element did a brunette mother of two say helped "express the real" her?
Wall paint
Benjamin Moore
Comes in variety of colors

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In the cookies of life, grandchildren are the chocolate chips. My grandsons: Tyler and Addison .

chicodog

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In a commercial during this show, what did the driver of a car on a closed course do when a crew member radioed for him to "bring 'er in"?
Sped away
Michelin Pilot Series High Performance
Enter to win trip to Corsica for World Rally Championship Race

In an advertisement during this program, what appliance appeared next to a woman in a waterfall?
Washer and dryer
Whirlpool Duet
Lowe's

In a commercial during this show, what did a trio of women in pajamas do as they sat on the floor in front of a fireplace?
Ate ice cream
Vagisil Anti-Itch Creme
Vitamins E, A, and D

Annietd

In a split-screen advertisement during this program, what condition did a man use football analogies to describe?

-Acid reflux disease
-Prevacid
-Prevents acid production

exferryguy

In an advertisement during this program, what "durable" item did a home improvement store employee help a couple choose?
**Carpet
**Lowe's
**Installation includes free carpet pad
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In a commercial during this show, what did a trio of women in pajamas do as they sat on the floor in front of a fireplace?
--Ate ice cream
--Vagisil Anti-Itch Creme
--Vitamins E, A, and D

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed as two locks of soapy hair were squeezed dry?
Conditioner
Dove Foam Conditioner
Leaves hair fuller than the competition

SaraSmiles

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In an advertisement during this program, where did a blue SUV drive as the words "first," "most," and "best" appeared?
*Wilderness
*Ford Explorer
*Equipped with latest features

In a commercial during this show, what did a brunette in white do at home as part of her "spring makeover"?
*Dyed her hair
*L'Oréal Excellence Creme
*Has rich no-drip formula

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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
* Luigi Pirandello