mficke0713

What did Alonzo Bodden say he did when people were scared of him?
*Had fun with them

What reason kept Jim Norton from performing?
*Had other contractual commitments

What did Dan Naturman say he was thinking of doing?
*Robbing bank

What did Jay Mohr say he remembered Jay London doing in Boston?
*Left cab running to perform

What did Jeff Heffron say his strategy was?
*Know his first joke and nothing else

What did Todd Glass do while onstage?
*Smoked cigarette

What did Jay London ask the crowd?
*"Does anyone know what I'm doing up here?"

How did Jim Wiggins react when invited to meet everyone in Las Vegas?
*Announced he felt "stunningly lovely"

What did Jeff Heffron say his mother was unable to do when he was a child?
*Cut his hair

What reason did Jim Wiggins give for having a hoarse voice?
*Drank tequila

What did Marina Franklin say she hoped the show did?
*Change her life

What method did Dan Naturman say he used to enter comedy?
*Performed at open mics

What did Brett Butler do after the five finalists were announced?
*Got up and left table

What brand of beer was on the table when Brett Butler got up and left?
*Heineken

What did Jay Mohr do before introducing the celebrity guest judges?
*Welcomed audience to show

Where did Jay Mohr say the audience members were as he welcomed them to the show?
*Paris Hotel and Casino

jatan

In a commercial during this show, what did models wear as an announcer discussed a sale that you had to "be there" for?
*Undergarments
*Victoria's Secret
*Includes lingerie, hosiery, and beauty products

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed as a woman smiled and tiny green circles erased words from the screen?
*Facial Care
*Pond's Exfoliating Cleansing Towelettes
*Contain microbeads and cucumber

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do on the porch of a farmhouse as a cow skipped through a field and chickens cheered?
*Ate yogurt
*Yoplait Ultra
*Has 70% less carbs

In a commercial during this show, what did newspaper headlines announce the arrival of?
*Allery season
*Allegra 180
*Lasts longer than other brands

In a commercial during this show, what happened to young people, such as a woman introducing her date to her oddball hippie parents, as a famous Rolling Stones song was heard?
*Were faced with things "you can't" do
*Coca-Cola C2
*Has half the carbs and half the calories

In a commercial during this show, what did a man say "more and more men were doing" as he stood in front of an orange and purple background?
*Switching prescription medication
*Levitra
*Ask your doctor

In a commercial during this show, what happened to grinning young people after meat was marinated over a flame and garnished?
*Were served by waitress at restaurant
*Chili's Grill & Bar
*Baby Back Ribs and Chicken

In a commercial during this show, what did cats that sat near a computer and a fish tank and slid across a floor all do?
*Ate
*Friskies
*Wide range of products

In a commercial during this show, what large object did a pickup truck tow as a bluesy guitar riff played?
*Boat
*Nissan Titan
*Wide-opening rear doors

kwcarlesco

Thank you!

ov911lady

In a commercial during this show, what happened as water dripped onto a city sidewalk, a tennis court, and the floor of a gym?
* Athletes suddenly appeared
* Gatorade Propel Fitness Water
* Hydrates you better

In an advertisement during this program, what exciting outdoor activity did a couple and a store employee envision themselves doing?
* White-water rafting
* Best Buy
* Computers that edit and burn DVDs

In a commercial during this show, what aspect of her appearance did actress Julianne Moore say used to make her feel "different" as a child?
* Red hair
NOT Clairol Hydrience

exferryguy

In a commercial during this show, what did people do in addition to bowling, yoga, and biking?
*Frolicked in pool
*Ocean Spray Juice & Tea
*Is unique and refreshing

clouds

Thanks!!

In a commercial during this show, what did people do in addition to bowling, yoga, and biking?
Frolicked in pool
Ocean Spray Juice & Tea
Is unique and refreshing

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In the cookies of life, grandchildren are the chocolate chips. My grandsons: Tyler and Addison .

chicodog

Revlon High Dimension
Works in just ten minutes

In a commercial during this show, where were phrases such as "I'm all twisted inside" and "give me something different" written in black ink?
Women's bare stomachs
Zelnorm
Overactive bladder

SaraSmiles

Thanks!

In a commercial during this show, what was pictured close-up as chopped, fresh vegetables appeared in the background?
*Sandwich wrap
*Subway
*Choose from a variety of options

__________________
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
* Luigi Pirandello

SaraSmiles

Why didn't Jim Norton perfrom?


NOT Scheduled to leave country
Needed to attend family emergency
Had other contractual commitments
Missed flight to Las Vegas







TYIA!

__________________
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
* Luigi Pirandello

SaraSmiles

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do on the porch of a farmhouse as a cow skipped through a field and chickens cheered?
*Ate yogurt
*Yoplait Ultra
*Has 70% less carbs

In a commercial during this show, what did a man posing as an umpire try to get a group of kids to do?
*Go to a restaurant
*Wendy's
*Pick-up window open late

In a commercial during this show, what did a dental hygienist discuss as she mouthed along to a man's voice?
*Lavish trip to Tijuana
*Citi
*Identity theft solutions

__________________
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
* Luigi Pirandello

humminbird

Why didn't Jim Norton perfrom?

Had other contractual commitments