Joke

janelle · 07-03-2007, 05:15 PM

Acts 2:38

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled ... "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
"Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven."
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he was curious and asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?!" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

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Lasher · 07-03-2007, 05:23 PM

ha ha

LI Mama · 07-06-2007, 07:44 PM

freeby4me · 07-06-2007, 07:45 PM

LOL Thats too funny!

07-03-2007, 05:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
janelle Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 20,480 iTrader: (1) Thanks: 467 Thanked 1,187 Times in 774 Posts	Joke Acts 2:38 An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled ... "Stop! Acts 2:38!" "Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven." The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he was curious and asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?!" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!" PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY. __________________ We say, "Merry Christmas." If someone says, "Happy Holidays" say, "Happy Holy Days to you to."

07-03-2007, 05:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lasher Traitor Join Date: May 2001 Location: that place where you realize what's important in life Posts: 6,033 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	ha ha __________________

07-06-2007, 07:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
freeby4me Happy Gobble Gobble Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,094 iTrader: (24) Thanks: 541 Thanked 805 Times in 404 Posts	LOL Thats too funny! __________________ Dont cry because its over. Smile because it happened.

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07-06-2007, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
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