Do you hear doorbells,phone ringing,your name called,and no ones there?
hahaha,ever been on the computer and heard the phone ring and no one is there,or stop and listen while typing because you know the phone rang,but then you hear nothing,have you heard your name called and you hollar back WHAT??? You ever go to answer the door after the doorbell rings or someone knocks and there isnt anyone there? Have you ever lost your keys,brush,newspaper,wallet,when you know 15 minutes ago it was laying right there,you find it 5 rooms away or not at all? lmao
Anymore,when my name is yelled,I dont get up,I just answer back,yes,I say,Im in here,of coarse Im alone,no ones here at the time,so Im not the fool for the 50th time,nope Ive learned lessons,Mr Casper,if you want me,and yell,please make sure my shoes strings are not loose when you make me run to answer the phone and door. Please make sure when Im cooking and you yell my name that Im not cooking,if I burn my eggs one more time,because Im searching for you,Im going to be pssd.
Please dont knock like a police officer and yell my name at the same time,Im to old for this crap Casper,I mean I love you too when I was a child,I adored you,that doesnt give you the right to make me the butt of your jokes,shesh,how nice is that?
When the doctor asks-do you hear voices,now I have to lie my crack off,just because I love you Casper. Yes,at my old age of 46,Im going senile,Im talking to myself,hearing voices,answering doors for no real reason,losing my drawers,my bra,my purse and my keys,eating fake food that was there 5 minutes ago and sipping a drink I left on the counter that has went and disappeared to happy land. Casper also has a few pets he leaves outdoors,I hear them meowing,and barking,but the little freaks are gone when I go searching. Casper thinks this is realllllllllllllllllllly funny,creeping around my windows looking for the poor little lost kitty at 2 am.
So I am now proudly announceing I am a crack pot,I am going senile,I live in happy land,I hear voices and speak back,I have make believe pets that dont like me. OOOOO what a WONDERFUL LIFE. Lmao.
And by the way Casper,if I catch your little see thru arse,Im hanging you on the top of my window for all to see and poke at!
O what fun my old age is,lol.
And by the way,please dont imform me that Im skitzo,my other ego said that its ok to hear and see boogie men,lmao---J/k.
All this is in fun,but ooo how true it can be.