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A Bear,A Lion,and A Pig
A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shi!s itself."
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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Piss on it and walk away.
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