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Science sillies
http://butlerwebs.com/jokes/kids2.htm
Science Sillies from 5th & 6th Graders:
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom.
It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.
Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places which is why they look like umbrellas.
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I never have been able to make out the numbers.
When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.
One of the main causes of dust is DIRT.
A monsoon is a French gentleman.
To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.
There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because so many people are stomping around there these days.
The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things, people forget to put the top on.
You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
Submitted by SandyD
To get flowers, you need more than sunshine, you need chit and rain too
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10-25-2009 12:19 PM
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Those are so cute, thank you!
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Another god one Barb. You seem to be on a roll today.
Now how about finding a place to insert a little Spud humor.
Missing Mommy and Daddy.
Missing my Lady,Dingo, Mitzi and Spud.
Missing my Aunt Ann.
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Originally Posted by
jerseybarb
You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
LOL that is my favorite!
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have POWER SURGES!!
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those are really cute.. thanks for the laugh this afternoon
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The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
Any cajun child would tell you the four seasons are spring, summer, football, and hunting.
The four seasonings are onions, bell peppers, garlic, and celery 
Laissez les bon temps rouler! 
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.** a 4 day work week & sex slaves ~ I say Tyt for PRESIDENT! Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously ....Suki ebaynni IS THAT BETTER ?
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Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
Mrs Pepperpot is a lady who always copes with the tricky situations that she finds herself in....
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