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Two Fleas **ADULT**
Two fleas from Pennsylvania had an agreement to meet every winter in
Florida for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Florida , he's all blue, shivering and
shaking, nearly froze to death!
The other flea asks him,'What happened to you?'
The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Allentown in the moustache
of a guy on a Harley.'
The other flea responds saying.'That's the worst way to travel. Try to
do what I do. Go to the Lehigh Valley airport bar. Have a few drinks.
While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and
nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I
can think of.
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Florida he is all
blue, and shivering again. Nearly froze to death.
The second flea says,' Didn't you try what I told you?'
Yes,'says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said......I went to the
Lehigh Valley airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so
nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.
When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.
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One Big Ass Mistake, America!
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