Jackie_Blu

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it
was getting time the boy should give some thought
to choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know
what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too
concerned about it ..

One day, while the boy was away to school, his father
decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's
room and placed on his study table four objects:

A Bible;
A Silver Dollar;
A bottle of Whisky; and
A Playboy magazine.

I'll just hide behind the door, the old preacher said to himself,
and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see
which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what
a blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and
that would be okay, too.

But, if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good
drunkard, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he's going
to be a skirt-chasing bum.

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's
footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed
for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to
leave the room, he spotted the objects on the table. With
curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the Silver Dollar and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired
this month's centerfold.

'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered,
'He's gonna run for Congress.'

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One Big Ass Mistake, America!

2many

Lol

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Anniston

Cute!!

Here is one I just read in my email:

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER...





Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,

"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:


"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"




Margaret replied:....

"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."

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