Be Careful What Ya Say During Sex

tsquared · 08-27-2008, 09:26 PM

For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed
bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but
the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just
lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where
are you going?' Little Patrick told him, 'I was walking
past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she
was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here
by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no bike!'

freeby4me · 08-27-2008, 09:39 PM

Oh jeez, that was funny and unexpected lol

Ambrianna · 08-27-2008, 09:47 PM

LOL! Funny funny!

msmom79 · 08-28-2008, 04:10 AM

L.o.l.

nanajoanie · 08-28-2008, 10:16 AM

And you talk during sex??????

sheila_361 · 08-28-2008, 10:20 AM

atprm · 08-28-2008, 10:24 AM

Lmao!!!

PICKLES · 08-28-2008, 06:46 PM

LOL

PrincessArky · 08-29-2008, 10:22 AM

08-27-2008, 09:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
tsquared IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME??? Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: ~~~~TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER~~~~ Posts: 24,057 iTrader: (13) Thanks: 88 Thanked 4,064 Times in 826 Posts	Be Careful What Ya Say During Sex For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it. The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Patrick told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no bike!' __________________ POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN…Police have nothing to go on

08-27-2008, 09:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
freeby4me Happy Gobble Gobble Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,088 iTrader: (24) Thanks: 535 Thanked 803 Times in 403 Posts	Oh jeez, that was funny and unexpected lol __________________ Dont cry because its over. Smile because it happened.

08-27-2008, 09:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ambrianna Stappalicious Creedaholic Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Creedville; Just past Alter Bridge ;) Posts: 1,666 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 7 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	LOL! Funny funny! __________________ "I won't let go of that youthful soul despite body and mind my youth will never die.." - Creed

08-28-2008, 10:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
nanajoanie Registered User Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Wallburg, NC Posts: 17,496 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 603 Thanked 174 Times in 130 Posts	And you talk during sex?????? __________________ Toodles, Nanajoanie

08-28-2008, 10:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
sheila_361 The "Hooker" Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Ga. Posts: 3,301 iTrader: (2) Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 876 Times in 482 Posts	lol __________________ If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

08-28-2008, 04:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
msmom79 Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 3,218 iTrader: (13) Thanks: 292 Thanked 324 Times in 220 Posts	L.o.l.

08-28-2008, 10:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
atprm hoarding glade candles Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: in a pineapple under the sea Posts: 4,824 iTrader: (14) Thanks: 229 Thanked 1,624 Times in 838 Posts	Lmao!!! __________________ to my dh: share everything sans your sinus infection, your flu or your cold -- no need to regift.

08-28-2008, 06:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
PICKLES Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 49 iTrader: (1) Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	LOL

08-29-2008, 10:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
PrincessArky Have a great day Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: At this point just trying to win anything again lol Posts: 21,913 iTrader: (11) Thanks: 867 Thanked 758 Times in 534 Posts	lol __________________ Ya can't hide redneck might as well be proud-Tracy Lawrence

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