Thread: Whos Job was it to say i told ya so ya stupid dummy????????

I have been planting grass for the last month or so and watering it daily with a new watering nozzle i bought just for the watering effort. 2 days ago the shutoff broke while i was watering............no disclaimer on the thing telling me when this happens water spews...............yes conveneintly spews on me and not the grass that needs the water .........Lord knows i anit gonna grow anymore. So get my second shower of the day andfinally get the water shut off. Put on another nozzle and finish my watering...........which now seems like a step , slosh, step, slosh and forever getting it done. So yesterday i take the broken nozzle back to where i got it and they replace it, but i decide i want to upgrade so i buy 2 metal ones. One for the front hose and 1 for the back hose. Fine and dandy watered last night and at noon and decided i could mow the newly planted, weed infested, where is the grass yard. So off i go a mowing and enjoying the sun beating down on me making sweat run down all over making things so very nice and comfortable. I am having so much fun that i am about finished and ready to go get a drink when i think to myself.........that area doesnt look too wet to mow and no need waiting for it to dry............well it wasnt too bad...............untill.........the sound of pot metal on metal woke me from my excitement of getting to mow.......... yep you guessed it...........off to the hardware store i head to buy me another one of those nozzles....cause dummy me mowed over the new one i just bought.........I have since applied to be a full time nozzle tester for the hardware store as they know i can surely beat or ruin the thing somehow. Oh an did i mention they now have a hello dummy carpet they roll out when i go in????????
Who said planting grass was easy and cheap was surely smoking the stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, you poor thing!

LMAO! Stop copying and pasting! Ya 2 damn funnny!

Originally Posted by Rogerslmc

LMAO! Stop copying and pasting! Ya 2 damn funnny!

I wish i was copying and pasting..................at least it would of been one less time i got soaked

Originally Posted by tsquared

I wish i was copying and pasting..................at least it would of been one less time i got soaked

LOL! You are so funny! We luvs ya! So dadgumn sorry!

awwwwwww T, dang it, I hope things get better for ya!

btw, did ya wreck your mower blades?

Sorry T about your troubles but it brought a smile to my face and I really need that right now.

Originally Posted by CLARKS4

Sorry T about your troubles but it brought a smile to my face and I really need that right now.

Aww@! Sorry, it's ya bday@!!! Happy 1!

i don't mean to laugh but that sounds like an exciting day. sorry that happened to ya.

Can I just tell you (unless this is really a joke) that watering at noon will scorch the grass? And if you are watering it every day why aren't you using one of those weed killers that screws to the hose one of those times?