lymi

My husband and I took my son to lunch today, then went to walmart. I found a bunch of nice t shirts marked down to $3.00. So I'm digging through them , and this older gentleman in a wheel chair is there too. We get to talking about what a good deal it is. He said he needed 3xl. So i told him I saw some on the bottom. I stooped over to look, and my stomach cramped up. I straightened up and one of those silent but deadly farts snuck out. Omg. It smelled awful. I wanted to die. So I just moised off to the bathroom. I told my husband about it and how embarrased I was. Will, my sweet loving husband starts cracking the jokes. All through Walmart and all the way home!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saying things like they would have called 911, but everybody would pass out. Said he went by there and the smell was still lingering. Said, yeah, I bet he was walking and you put him in the wheel chair. It was by the card department. He said those people probably thought they had smell a vision cards. He said I should have asked him if he smelled anything. I could go on and on. He had me laughing so hard I had tears just rolling.

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Shann

omg definitely how embarrassing LOL

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ahippiechic

LMFAO! It would be embarrassing but it's funny as hell too!

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Explorer 4x4'r

Yes, that is embarassing (funny too)

If my hubby kept on like that, I would take him in a crowded isle, let one fly and disappear on him real fast.

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socks1211

lol poor girl
and poor man in the wheel chair

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BigLyd1

I'll bet your husband would be dangerous with my fart machine.

gmyers

My husband does it in the store and then blames me. I could kill him when he does that. That is embarrassing.

lymi

I'm still laughing. My husband has this thing. He'll say uh-oh. If any asks what, he'll cut one. The grandkids have learned not to ask him. By the way, at Walmart, my hubby asked if I said uh'oh first. Then he asked if I asked the man to pull my finger. lol

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ahippiechic

Poor guy in a wheelchair too! Must have been hard for him to get away!

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Jenefer3

Oh how embarassing...my son does that to me all the time! He'll fart and then say really loudly "oh my gosh mom, you've got to see the doctor about that" I just about die when he does that.

I'm glad you found the humor in it though

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xsweetestx

lmao hate when that happens...The poor man

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