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Worst baby names from Ancestry.com
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/236314..._Bad>1=43001
Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake? * 88504 responses
Uranus Stukey
5.5%
Ghoul Nipple
2.8%
Acne Fountain
7.7%
Lust T. Castle
0.4%
Mary A. Jerk
0.9%
Ima Whore
59%
Mutton Bucker
0.8%
Hugh Jass
5.2%
Fanny Whiffer
7.2%
Tackle Feigenbutz
0.6%
Envy Burger
0.1%
Bum Snoddy
0.3%
Mule E. McCart
0.2%
Lard Mooney
0.2%
Good Hell
1.2%
Emma Royd
2.8%
Noble Butt
0.9%
Naught E. Bishop
1.7%
Stud Duck
2.1%
Not a scientific survey. Click to learn more. Results may not total 100% due to rounding.
Last edited by janelle; 03-17-2008 at 11:27 AM.
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03-17-2008 11:24 AM
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Diseases
You'd have to be really sick to infect your offspring with virulent names like these:
Fever Bender (born 1856)
Leper Priest (born 1929)
Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)
Rubella Graves (born 1814)
Typhus Black (born 1897)
Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)
Emma Royd (born 1850)
Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)
Mumps Sykes (born 1891)
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Professions
With names like "Mayor Bland," it seems like some parents had high, ambitious hopes for their children's future.
Cook Cook
Governor Bush
Lawyer Low
Doctor Love
Teacher Blackbear
Judge Savage
Editor Honeycutt
Mayor Bland
Sales O. Justice
Gamble Moore
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Sins
The authors found 149 records for people named Lust, 70 for Greed, 12 for Sloth, and 830 for Pride. Which of the 7 deadlly sins was missing? Only gluttony.
Lust Garten
Greed Sister Mancini
Avarice Sullivan
Sloth Washton
Wrath Gordon
Envy Burger
Pride Saint
Greed McGrew
Pride Saint
Lust T. Castle
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Irish luck
Plenty of parents must have thought that naming their child Lucky would translate into a bright future. In 1930 alone, there are 463 Luckys.
Some lucky favorites:
Lucky Green
Lucky Jewell
Lucky O’Brien
Lucky Pleasant
Luck Fortune
Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois
Shamrock Dates of Mississippi
Shamrock Holland of Texas
The religious types:
Saint Patrick Blan
Saint Patrick Forrest
Saint Patrick
The patriotic:
Ireland England
Ireland Green
Irish Sea
Ireland Brew
Whimsical:
Rainbow Green
Emerald Jewel
Clover Field
Clover B. Green
A St. Patrick’s Day feast:
Beef Cooper
Guinness Dack
Cabbage Haywood
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Foods
Some parents loved eating so much, they named their kids after favorite meals, snacks—and even condiments:
Lunch Magee
Dinner Ware
Bread White
Hero Brat
Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker
Plum Sellers
Banana Bowdy
Cherry Grant
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Celebrities
Forget Suri or Shiloh – celebrities have given their children far stranger names! Discover the stars' oddest, most bizarre baby names:
Apple (Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Magician Penn Jillette)
Hopper (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf)
Sosie (Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick)
Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)
Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)
Kal-El Coppola (Nicolas Cage)
Bluebell Madonna (Spice Girl Geri Halliwell)
Audio Science (Actress Shannyn Sossamon)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Tallulah (Bruce Willis and Demi Moore)
Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)
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Bart Simpson pranks
Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern are nearly legendary, but the sad fact is that some people actually go through life with those goofy names. The following Bart creations all exist within the Ancestry.com databases:
Al Caholic
Oliver Clothesoff
I.P. Freely
Seymour Butz
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks
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When I was pregnant with my oldest daughter we had one of those baby name books and in the very back (I can't remember if it was boys or girls) there was the name Zitz...I saw that and thought WTF???? Why would you name your child that?
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Wow, I feel absolutely horrible for those people who were named that. Most of the names should be illegal!!
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Originally Posted by
freeby4me
Wow, I feel absolutely horrible for those people who were named that. Most of the names should be illegal!!
I agree!!
Wash your hands and say your prayers
Because germs and Jesus are everywhere!
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