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    Talking The FUNNY version of "12 Days of Christmas"

    Here is the funny version some may have heard already............Thought I would share for a laugh or two...

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a bootleg DVD.

    On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....2 boxing gloves and a Bootleg DVD.

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves and a bootleg DVD.

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves and a bootleg DVD.

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves and a bootleg DVD.

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves, and a bootleg DVD.

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....7 drunks a slurring, 6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves, and a bootleg DVD.

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...8 hookers stalking, 7 drunks a slurring, 6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves, and a bootleg DVD.

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.....9 poker chancing, 8 hookers stalking, 7 drunks a slurring, 6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves and a bootleg DVD.

    On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....10 fingers creeping, 9 poker chancing, 8 hookers stalking, 7 drunks a slurring, 6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves and a bootleg DVD.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...11 pimps a pimping, 10 fingers creeping, 9 poker chancing, 8 hookers stalking, 7 drunks a slurring, 6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings....4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves, and a bootleg DVD.

    AND on the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...12 beers a dunking, 11 pimps a pimping, 10 fingers creeping, 9 poker chancing, 8 hookers stalking, 7 drunks a slurring, 6 dancers swaying, 5 onion rings...4 calling cards, 3 french kisses, 2 boxing gloves, and a bootleg DVD!

    Hope this made you laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ~*~*@]----{-------~*~* Happy Wifey & Mommy!

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    Re: The FUNNY version of "12 Days of Christmas"

    no replies? Has anyone heard this before? I was curious...
    ~*~*@]----{-------~*~* Happy Wifey & Mommy!

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    Re: The FUNNY version of "12 Days of Christmas"

    Looks like it
    Just an Autumn Dump but still miss that special person


 

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