Thread: Joke Of Day.......... :)
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06-13-2005, 04:19 PM #1Registered User
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Joke Of Day.......... :)
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big. I
mean really big. I'll bet your butt is bigger than the barbeque." With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill. Then
he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's
bottom. "Yeah, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than
the barbeque!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that
night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers,"Do you really think I'm going to fire
up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"~*~*@]----{-------~*~* Happy Wifey & Mommy!
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06-13-2005, 04:30 PM #2Carrot Vegetable
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Re: Joke Of Day.......... :)
Lmao
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06-13-2005, 08:43 PM #3Registered User
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Re: Joke Of Day.......... :)
Rofl!
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06-14-2005, 02:30 AM #4Jons Little Angel
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Re: Joke Of Day.......... :)
lol
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06-14-2005, 08:07 AM #5BigBig Moderator
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Re: Joke Of Day.......... :)
Oh that's good. lol
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Re: Joke Of Day.......... :)
Hilarious! Thank you for sharing!
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06-14-2005, 09:12 AM #7Please-let it be free!
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Re: Joke Of Day.......... :)
That is SOOOO funny!! It made my day better! Thank you!
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