Do you have "junk in your truck"? LOL

**janelle** · 04-07-2005, 12:53 PM

The best things in life may be ahead of you, but it's nice if what's BEHIND you is good, too.

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**BigLyd1** · 04-07-2005, 01:01 PM

I've got more than enough "junk in the trunk." Anybody want some?

That's one product I don't have to spend money on.

**janelle** · 04-07-2005, 01:09 PM

The Booty Brigade. LOL

I'd like to get rid of some. Maybe they could liposuction some of mine for the flat ones.

**Angel Lips** · 04-07-2005, 01:18 PM

lol my junk is big enough no need for those...lol

**kelly12569** · 04-07-2005, 03:34 PM

OMG Im telling ya.... Im totin around 2 trunks! LMAO

**delSol** · 04-08-2005, 05:44 AM

I've got jusnk in the trunck, on the roof, hanging out the windows...lol

**keen9801** · 04-08-2005, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by delSol

I've got junk in the trunck, on the roof, hanging out the windows...lol

We must be riding in the same boat! lol

***Willow*** · 04-08-2005, 06:30 AM

I noticed the sizes go up to 4X. No offense but I don't think a 4X would need any extra padding.

This also reminds me of that song by Queen. I think it's called Fat Bottom Girls. If this is what's popular right now I guess I'm finally in style. lol

**Tracy'sMom** · 04-08-2005, 06:34 AM

That describes me to. LOL Mine is only getting worse with this pregnancy though.

**DBackFan** · 04-08-2005, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Patchouli

I noticed the sizes go up to 4X. No offense but I don't think a 4X would need any extra padding.

You would be surprised at how many heavy woman have flat butts. I have lost a lot of weight but still wear a 1X and I NEED THIS!

***Willow*** · 04-08-2005, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by DBackFan

You would be surprised at how many heavy woman have flat butts. I have lost a lot of weight but still wear a 1X and I NEED THIS!

I can see your point.

I wear a size 18 in jeans and I have a flat but so I could use a lift but I don't think I would want to add anymore padding to it.

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