halvarado

got this from a friend. it is too good to not pass it on

Subject: NEW LIQUOR LABELS
>
> SEVERAL OF THESE SOUND FAMILAR..HOW ABOUT YOU?
>
> New Liquor Labels
>
> Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
> liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that
> the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
> containers:
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
> what the hell happened to your bra.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
> are whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
> dancing like a retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
> your friends over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
> you can sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
> that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
> four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
> can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex
> without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
> have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your
> ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
> over in the morning and see something really scary.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
> inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
> that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
> most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
> you are invisible.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
> people are laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The conumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in
> the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
> literally disappear.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

nanajoanie

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Burp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Be aware this might get pulled because of some of the 'naughty' words. Bu none of it upset me

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Toodles, Nanajoanie

Lild

delSol

very funny, thanks!