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I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.

"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh..." I was thinking quickly, " . . everyone knows this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

"Oh."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"I get it!" she beamed. "Then, if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."


WHEN YOU FINISH LAUGHING FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE WHO IS OR MAY EVER BE OR KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS A MOMMY!

pwright

FUNNY!!!

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DAVESBABYDOLL

*snicker, that's a good one Thanks!!

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ShelleyG

lmao! I love it

rugratsX2

LMAO!
I was almost scared to come in here, because if it was a real test I was scared I might fail

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It hit a white cloud floating by.
The cloud fell dying to the shore,
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monii222

LMAO!!! Emailing it to my friends.

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