What NOT to do during the Return of the King premiere...

[Syrinx]

A friend sent me this and I think it's hilarious. But be forewarned- if you've not read the books and have only seen the movies, you may not want to read this- there are spoilers!!!



What NOT to do during the Return of the King premiere:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of
California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."


I think #9's my favorite

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[fatesfaery]

I like # 11 & 16

As someone who has read and reread the books.....I've been impressed with the overall accuracy of the movies.

[Syrinx]

I have too, the only thing I've really not liked was how they got Faramir's character all wrong. But otherwise, I've been impressed.

[Kyla Kym]

LOL

[jaimethepooh]

number 2!!!!!

you know my son did something like that to me awhile back
stood in the hallway in front of me and said "NO PASS"

and 9
i can see monty python doing somthing like that


i have to wait till sunday to see it