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D@mn Grasshoppers!!!
A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a
taxi. After requesting a tour of the city, he
starts into a tirade about the small town
airport and how in Texas they have larger
runways on their ranches...
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge,
and the man is further unimpressed - "I have a
duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an
ornamental bridge to span it that makes this
look like a toy".
The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his
scorn "Is this a road, or a track?"
So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the
cab, causing the sudden and severe application
of the brakes, the driver couldn't help himself:
"Damn grass hoppers!"
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