Thread: What You Should Never, Ever Say in Bed

It's good to feel comfortable enough with your honey to confess your kinkiest desires. But there are some pillow talk topics that are definitely off limits. Never let these love omissions leave your lips.

"My Ex and I used to..."

No good can come of any sentence that starts with your ex. Even the smallest, most innocent reference to past sexual relationships can really wreck your current lover's ego. Would you really want to hear about your sweetheart's sexiest moments with someone other than you? Didn't think so. Save the urge for comparisons (even favorable ones) for chats with your chums and not your bed buddy.

"Yeah, I've done that before..."

Your new lover is probably thrilled that you're so open-minded and experimental, but coming too clean about trying every carnal position in creation is likely to make your new mate feel like they don't measure up to your wild ways. So, even if it's the thousandth time you've been handcuffed to the bedframe, don't admit it.

"I cheated..."

Even though you'd never dream of doing such a deed to your current love interest (right?), confessing such a sin will make even the most secure sweetheart give you second thoughts. Once you fess up to an infidelity, even if it was years ago with someone else entirely (who deserved it), your trusting honey won't be able to help questioning if they're next.

"So I was at the doctor's the other day..."

Not that a serious conversation about your sexual health isn't a good thing; it is. It's important to come clean about your sexual history, but it shouldn't be done when you're naked and horizontal already. Have that chat about carnal responsibility before you hit the sack.

"Lord that chili gave me gas!!" probably won't be well received either!

LOL, I thought "is it in yet" was about the worse thing to say...LOL