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07-03-2003, 01:01 AM
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Peacemonger
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ATTENTION! It is TIME! The time is NOW!
Our beloved Fugative is having a birthday tomorrow, Thursday July 3rd. Since the government hasn't sent him on a secret mission to Area 51 this week, Jolie and I have a special mission of our own for him.
OPERATION RECOVERY
MISSION INSTRUCTIONS
Articles of clothing:
Jeans, no belt
White teeshirt
boxer shorts
Boots (preferably hiking)
Red, white & blue flower lei
Doo rag (tied correctly on your head)
Sunglasses
Camera, with film, disposable camera is acceptable
Your mission is to complete the following objectives, in the order listed. This mission must be completed by 4pm. Print out this instruction sheet. Email Agent 69 or Agent 77 when you begin.
Photographs to substantiate completion of each segment required.
Your standard, required greeting today is "I'm the birthday boy." Use it instead of 'hello' at all times.
MISSION OBJECTIVE
You are being sent on a birthday scavenger hunt. The following is a list of required articles:
1 box of cookies from McDonald's, 11364 FOLEY BLVD NW
1 Slurpee or Frozen Coke type drink, flavor of your choice from Casey's General Store, 8501 XYLITE NE
1 roll toilet paper from the men's room of your friendly neighborhood Shell, 5979 RICE CREEK PARKWAY
1 inkpen, with logo, from your local banking institution
1 business card from your local nail salon
1 business card from local massage parlor
Clean wrapper from Taco Bell, for a bean burrito, sans burrito
1 red Tootie Roll Pop
1 bottle 'bubbles' from Wal Mart, 8450 UNIVERSITY AVENUE NE
1 'ring and run' to the front door of any neighbor of your choice
1 Rice Krispie Treat
1 ponytail scrunchy mooched off of someone between the ages of 16 and 35
Have a stranger on the street 'tattoo' birthday wishes on your forearm
Sing Doo Wah Ditty to any stranger you meet, with gusto.
Get a woman to sing Happy Birthday to you.
1 'free' drink in honor of your birthday, documented on local establishment's napkin
You are allowed ONE 'pass.' Choose your item carefully!
RETURN HOME AND CHECK IN. YOUR FINAL INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE WAITING.
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07-03-2003, 01:07 AM
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Living it up :)
Join Date: Nov 2000
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OMG, I knew it was someones birthday, I just didn't know whos!!! Now I can finally go to bed and sleep in peace  HAPPY BIRTHDAY Fugi!!! {{{{{{{hugs**************** Lisa and Savannah
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07-03-2003, 01:08 AM
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Praying for our troops
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Happy Birthday {{{{{{{{{{FUGI********************
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07-03-2003, 01:08 AM
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Finally Happy.
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WHOA... I am glad it's not my birthday!!! LOL!! This is nuts!!!
But I can't wait til I see the pics!
Tammy
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07-03-2003, 01:08 AM
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Proud to be a Texan!
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LMAO!!! Happy Birthday Fugative!
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07-03-2003, 01:10 AM
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GOT KERMIT
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Happy Happy Birthday
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07-03-2003, 01:10 AM
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C & P Queen
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We told ya'll it was worth the wait !
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07-03-2003, 01:10 AM
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Cynical One
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Happy Birthday Fugi!
92 views already? is that a record?
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07-03-2003, 01:12 AM
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LOL Crazy girls! Happy Bday! Don't party too hard!
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07-03-2003, 01:15 AM
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Happy Birthday Fugitive...have fun on the scavenger hunt!
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07-03-2003, 01:15 AM
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Happy Birthday!!!
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