Colonoscopy Humor?

**Widgetsx3** · 06-27-2003, 06:11 PM

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made
while he was performing colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

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**blueyez37811** · 06-27-2003, 06:17 PM

LOL I'm stealing this and sending it to my Dad. He is having a colonoscopy and having his hemmroids removed on July 7th and is very scared. Maybe this will give him a bit of humor about the whole situation!

**blueyez37811** · 06-27-2003, 07:36 PM

I;ll tell him that Raven...Hopefully it will help. He's more worried about the hemmroids being removed than the actual colonoscopy. Poor guy.

**janelle** · 06-28-2003, 01:06 AM

I just went to sleep, I did not want to be awake for it but then I had the whole colon examined and they only keep you awake when they do half. I remember saying "ouch, ouch, ouch, when the nurse was pushing the air out of me. But that was alright since they were almost finished. Nothing worse than like having bad gas so it didn't hurt that much.

**justme23** · 06-28-2003, 09:13 AM

I never made jokes... but I cussed my nurse out... the knocked me out and they fill you w/ all that air and I really did think I had to go potty and the stupid b*tch would NOT bring me a pan. I know it's gross, but I was knocked out on very strong narcotics and I did not understand why she kept tellin me I didn't have to go when I knew I did!!! Hubby says I was not nice to her even a tiny little bit.

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