Thread: Big Boots ...

Big Boots
>
> A lady went into a bar in Crawford, Texas, and saw a cowboy
> sitting in a chair with his boots propped up on a table.
> He had the biggest boots she had ever seen.
>
> The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about
> men with big feet.
>
> The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady!
> Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove
> it to you?"
>
> The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
> the night with the cowboy.
>
> The next mornnig she handed him a $100 bill.
>
> Blushing, the cowboy said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.
> Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah
> services before."
>
> "Don't be flattered," said the woman, "take the money
> and buy yourself some boots that fit."

Cute