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06-04-2003, 12:38 PM
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The mommy test
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter.
She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it
in her mouth. I asked
her
not to
do that.
"Why?"
"Because it's been laying outside and is dirty
and probably has
germs."
At this point, she looked at me with total
admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows
this stuff, "Um, it's on
the mommy test. You have to know it, or they
don't let you be a
mommy."
Oh."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have
to be the daddy."
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06-04-2003, 12:40 PM
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LOL!
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06-04-2003, 12:42 PM
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makes sense to me.
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06-04-2003, 12:46 PM
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lol
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06-04-2003, 12:48 PM
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As a mommy, I am always right, I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. lol
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06-04-2003, 01:24 PM
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06-04-2003, 02:19 PM
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LOL!
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06-04-2003, 02:21 PM
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LOL 
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06-04-2003, 02:23 PM
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IS IT WHISKY SOUR TIME???
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lol that reminds me of the little girl that asked her mom how much she weighed and her mom told her ladies dont give out their weight.....so the little girl was talking to a friend and he said well you silly it is on her drivers liscense so look there....so the little girl did and she went back to her mommy and said mom i know how old you are......your 38.....mommy i know how much you weigh.....you weigh 120lbs and mommy i also know you got an F in sex.
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06-04-2003, 02:57 PM
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<gigge> thats cute!
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06-04-2003, 03:16 PM
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that is just so cute!
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