Thread: The redhead's doctor visit
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05-14-2003, 12:47 PM #1
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The redhead's doctor visit
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."Hate is easy. Loves takes courage.
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05-14-2003 12:47 PM # ADS
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05-14-2003, 12:49 PM #2
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LMAO!
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05-14-2003, 12:52 PM #3
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Since I am auburn---I was going to get mad--not really!!!
This is so funny!!!!Pammie
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05-14-2003, 02:05 PM #4
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lmao~ too funny~
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05-14-2003, 04:23 PM #5
That one reminds me of a joke about a cute blonde that goes to a doctor. The doc is a new, young guy who just started to see patients on his own. He asks the blonde some questions and then said ok, lets listen to your heart. So he sits down in front of her and asks her to unbotton her blouse. Then he puts his stethoscope up to her chest and sits there for awhile. Finally the blonde says, "Oh doctor, wouldn't it help if you put those little things on the other end into your ears"?
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05-14-2003, 06:08 PM #6odysseyGuest
lol!