Subject: mommy test
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> > > I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
> > > something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked
> > > her not
> > > to do that.
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> > > "Why?"
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> > > "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and probably has
>germs."
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> > > At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow!
> > > How do you know all this stuff?"
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> > > "Uh," I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, "Um, it's on
> > > the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a
>mommy."
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> > > "Oh."
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> > > We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
> > > pondering this new information.
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> > > "I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy."
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