Maeryn

There once was a farmer who faithfully worked in his fields every day. But he had a problem. Often, while out in the "Back 40", he would start thinking of his beloved wife, and get the urge to make love with her. He would walk the long, long way back to his house, but by the time he got there, he was so tired he was no longer in the mood.

One day, he went in for his annual physical. He mentioned his dilemna to the Doctor, and asked for advice. The Doctor said, "This is a simple problem to fix. Buy your wife one of those little ATCs, and take your rifle out to the field with you. If you get "the urge", fire your rifle. When your wife hears the shot, she can jump on the ATC and zip right out to you."

The farmer did as the Doctor suggested. And for a few weeks, the plan worked great. He would fire his rifle, and his wife would ride out to him within a few minutes. They would find a nice shady spot under a tree, and have a very nice time.

One day, the Doctor happened to see the farmer in town, and asked how things were going. The farmer said, "Well Doc, for the first few weeks, everything went perfect. But then deer season started, and I haven't seen her since!"

KassidyMichael143

Funny

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DreamWarrior

LOL

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