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Ultimate moms revenge and before I was a mom.....
Ultimate moms revenge......
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much
happiness..just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've
provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture..wearing my shoes. I'll drink from
the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, When they're on
the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and
bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, And when that is done, I'll hide under the bed!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, When they cook dinner and
call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry..I'll run..if I'm able!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids, I'll sit close to
the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away, And play in the mud till the end of the day!
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
And also
Before I was a Mom,
I made and ate hot meals.
I had unstained clothing.
I had quiet conversations on the phone.
Before I was a Mom,
I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got
into bed.
I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday.
Before I was a Mom,
I cleaned my house each day.
I never tripped over toys or forgot words to lullabies.
Before I was a Mom,
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom
I had never been puked on,
Pooped on,
Spit on,
Chewed on,
Peed on,
Or pinched by tiny fingers.
Before I was a Mom,
I had complete control of my mind,
My thoughts,
My body,
And my life.
I slept all night.
Before I was a Mom,
I never held down a screaming child
So that doctors could do tests or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried,
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.
Before I was a Mom,
I never held a sleeping baby just because
I didn't want to put it down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces
when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.
Before I was a Mom,
I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so
important.
Before I was a Mom,
I had never gotten up in the middle of the night
every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love
the heartache, the wonderment,
Or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much
. . . before I was a Mom.
I know these were on here before but thought I would share them with you again
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If you're waiting for tomorrow,
Why not do it today?
For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day.
IF YOU REACH BACK IN YOUR MEMORY
A LITTLE BELL MIGHT RING
BOUT A TIME THAT ONCE EXISTED
WHEN MONEY WASN'T KING
--TOM PETTY--
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