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"Tickle Me Elmo And The Blonde"
A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager
explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00
am. The next day at 8:45am, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this
new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the
factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed
up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She
has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of
marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between
Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the
woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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You reap what you sow...
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