You Know You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When... - Big Big Forums

Panty Snatcher · 12-05-2001, 07:18 PM

You Know You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When...

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.

2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.

3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.

5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

6. You strike a match and light your nose.

7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.

8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"

9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the

closet.

11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your

place.

13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in

front of the hall mirror.

15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a

bedpan.

18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.

solai58 · 12-05-2001, 07:50 PM

Let me get #'s :
4 and 20

<---- guilty

Gherky · 12-05-2001, 07:51 PM

Oh my!!

Panty Snatcher · 12-05-2001, 08:10 PM

Come on, Gherky!

Confess! Which #'s ?

Gherky · 12-05-2001, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panty Snatcher
Come on, Gherky!

Confess! Which #'s ?

None of them! I've never had too much holiday cheer!

Mini · 12-05-2001, 08:33 PM

hmmmm very intresting but i gotta tell ya around here it's prolly gonna be 70 degrees and christmas the way the weather is now and since it's not been cold i've just not been in the holiday mood at all
(other reasons also)

Gia · 12-05-2001, 09:31 PM

#'s 5, 6, and 12 for me
Cool Post PantySnatcher..Thanks

Panty Snatcher · 12-05-2001, 10:07 PM

AHHHHH, Come on BSB!

Little Darlin', you've got to get into the Christmas Spirit! I know that sometimes it is tuff to do. Just remember, "Santa Claus is watching you". (My mom use to always tell me that...usually, when I was a bad little boy)

Christmas is my favorite time of year! Not because of all of the gifts and stuff. That's not what it is about at all!

Let me tell you a true story.

There was a year that Santa could not come to see me and my brother, cause, Dad had not got to work a lot. I guess that my brother was too young to remember this, but I wasn't. And I will never forget how bad it hurt my Dad. Dad did manage to get us some fruit. I don't know how...guess, he borrowed the money. Anyway, (being a kid) I wrapped up an apple in part of a paper bag and gave it to my Dad. He took it and hugged me. That is one of the only times in my life that I can ever remember seeing my Dad cry. The years after that were better, and Santa has been better than he should have been to me since that year. But, I will never forget that year. It taught me a lesson that I will never forget. Christmas isn't about what or how much that you can give. It is far more than that. I could make a long list, but it all comes down to one thing..."LOVE". Dad knew that I loved him when I gave him that apple, and that Christmas hugg was the most special Christmas gift that I have ever received.
Time marches on, Dad isn't here anymore, and I have kids of my own. The Good Lord has always made a way for us to have a good Christmas. But you know, it sure would be nice to find an apple under the tree from my girls.

chort1313 · 12-05-2001, 11:36 PM

HI, Panty!!! #3 and #12 for me! hhahahaha

yotesong · 12-06-2001, 04:10 AM

I've done #5, and I've done #15 when I was completely sober (not during the holidays). Did #15 'cause I hadn't slept at all for 48 hours, self-inflicted torture for my Graphic Design thesis - project dealing with time/natural daylight. Also royally screwed up trying to brew myself a cup of coffee during that time.

Gia · 12-06-2001, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Panty Snatcher
AHHHHH, Come on BSB!

Little Darlin', you've got to get into the Christmas Spirit! I know that sometimes it is tuff to do. Just remember, "Santa Claus is watching you". (My mom use to always tell me that...usually, when I was a bad little boy)

Christmas is my favorite time of year! Not because of all of the gifts and stuff. That's not what it is about at all!

Let me tell you a true story.

There was a year that Santa could not come to see me and my brother, cause, Dad had not got to work a lot. I guess that my brother was too young to remember this, but I wasn't. And I will never forget how bad it hurt my Dad. Dad did manage to get us some fruit. I don't know how...guess, he borrowed the money. Anyway, (being a kid) I wrapped up an apple in part of a paper bag and gave it to my Dad. He took it and hugged me. That is one of the only times in my life that I can ever remember seeing my Dad cry. The years after that were better, and Santa has been better than he should have been to me since that year. But, I will never forget that year. It taught me a lesson that I will never forget. Christmas isn't about what or how much that you can give. It is far more than that. I could make a long list, but it all comes down to one thing..."LOVE". Dad knew that I loved him when I gave him that apple, and that Christmas hugg was the most special Christmas gift that I have ever received.
Time marches on, Dad isn't here anymore, and I have kids of my own. The Good Lord has always made a way for us to have a good Christmas. But you know, it sure would be nice to find an apple under the tree from my girls.

OMG~~Now ya went and made Gia cry too......what a wonderful story and so very true about it all coming down to "LOVE"~Thanks again for sharing {{{PantySnatcher******