Kids are so funny (and husbands too!) - Big Big Forums

immortal_amaranth · 11-13-2001, 08:45 PM

My son, who is 18mths old, likes to stick his hand down his diaper and play with his "willy." So, I'm sitting here replying to posts when my husband starts screaming. Caleb had climbed on the couch with him and started sticking his hand in Tony's pocket, and grabbing daddy's willy!! HAHAHAHA Needless to say, Caleb isn't sitting with daddy now. LMAO

chort1313 · 11-13-2001, 08:47 PM

too cute!! DID you explain that only mommy can do that?!?! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KellyA · 11-13-2001, 09:14 PM

LMAO!!~~Gosh~`kids are really something else.what they wont say and do!

michellebuck · 11-13-2001, 09:15 PM

OMG Immortal ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((((Immortal))))) *smooches*

~Roxy~ · 11-13-2001, 09:15 PM

Lol,kids

We got willy feeling and butt showing tonight

erniemarie · 11-13-2001, 09:18 PM

OMG LMAOO thats just too much immortal

****starting to wonder if anyone here has kids that do normal things???

mandybragg · 11-14-2001, 12:59 AM

MY SON LIKES TO COME AND TELL ME WHEN HIS "WEE-WEE" IS "HUGE"(YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN THEY REALLY HAVE TO PEE!) AND HE USUALLY TAKES OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES ANY TIME HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM, HE RAN OUT OF THE HOUSE ONE DAY TO SEE THE NEW ROBOTIC TRASH TRUCK, COMPLETELY NAKED. HE IS THREE BY THE WAY. NOW MY BABY GIRL IS TAKING OFF HER DIAPERS AND PEEING ON MY FLOOR! LUCKILY WE HAVE CERAMIC TILES, BUT NOT SOCKS! SHE IS ONE. ONE MORNING I WENT IN TO GET HER FROM HER CRIB AND SHE HAD TAKEN IT OFF AND SMEARED POOP ALL OVER HERSELF AND HER CRIB, AND JUST SMILED AT ME LIKE SHE WAS THE BEST BABY IN THE WORLD. THEY DO SOMETHING WEIRD EVERYDAY.

CARROLIN · 11-14-2001, 05:52 AM

MANDY...

MY KIDS DID THE SAME THING, EXCEPT I WAS SMART
(PREGNANT AT THE TIME) I WENT AND AWOKE MY OL'
MAN...AND TOLD HIM I WAS GETTING NAUSEAOUS FROM
A CERTAIN SMELL, AND TO GO FIND WHAT IT WAS...

NEEDLESS TO SAY THERE WAS SONYA IN HER CRIB...
FINGERPAINTED WITH POOP FROM HEAD TO TOE, WALLS
INCLUDED...AND A BIG GRIN ON HER FACE LIKE SHE
REALLY DID SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!

SEE, I KNEW IT BEFORE HAND AND MADE HIM CLEAN
IT UP!!!!!!!HA!HA!

TO THIS DAY...JUST SAY THE WORD "SUCKER!" AND
HE STILL CRINGES!!!!

SMILES.

mandybragg · 11-14-2001, 11:13 AM

CARROLIN: MY HUBBY LEAVES FOR WORK AT 5 IN THE MORNING, SO UNFORTUNATLY I HAD TO DO IT MY SELF

. i just make sure she allways has good clothes on when asleep, so she cant get to it. and a few times i put her diaper on backwords to make it harder. when my son was potty training, he desided that anything that could hold water was a great spot to pee, the back of his dump truck toys, the toy box, the trash cans. it was terible and i was pregnant, i was allways cleaning up pee, thankfully the stage passed. it's almost like having wild animals living in your house isn't it? i never know what they will deside to do next

lgc5564 · 11-14-2001, 11:18 AM

My hubby USED to let our little boy take a shower with him until one evening i heard a horrid scream come from the bath room and hear comes hubby carring son (both nakkid and wet)And says no more he tried to tear my danger(son calls it)off.
All i could do was laugh so hard i was crying.

joaimee · 11-14-2001, 12:02 PM

I have a 6 year old who loves it when he gets "big" and a two-year old I can never keep clothes on! when my older son was asking about the differences between boys and girls I decided to tell him, since my parenting book said to use the actual names. So I said that boys have a pen** and girls have a vag***, well he thought about for a second, looked at me and said, "But, Mom, I like peanuts and I wear pajamas!" ROTFLMAO!