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    Here’s a rewrite to the Constitution I could get behind.

    The following has been attributed to Lewis Napper, a Jackson, Mississippi computer programmer, but we don’t know for sure. In any event this essay really hits the mark. Because so many liberal progressives seem to be confused about The Bill of Rights, maybe this would help clarify:

    We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional.

    As such, we hereby present this Bill of NON-Rights.

    ARTICLE I:
    You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

    ARTICLE II:
    You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of dummies, and probably always will be.

    ARTICLE III:
    You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

    ARTICLE IV:
    You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

    ARTICLE V:
    You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

    ARTICLE VI:
    You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you get the blue juice if you resist a peace officer.

    ARTICLE VII:
    You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure as you have been experiencing while incarcerated.

    ARTICLE VIII:
    You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

    ARTICLE IX:
    You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

    ARTICLE X:
    This is an English-speaking country. We don’t care where you came from. English is our language. Learn it!

    Lastly…

    ARTICLE XI:
    You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history. Sorry if you are uncomfortable with it.


    Written by Michele Hickford, Editor-in-Chief on April 13, 2015
    http://allenbwest.com/2015/04/heres-...ld-get-behind/
    Laissez les bon temps rouler! Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.** a 4 day work week & sex slaves ~ I say Tyt for PRESIDENT! Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously ....Suki ebaynni IS THAT BETTER ?

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    ARTICLE X:
    This is an English-speaking country. We don’t care where you came from. English is our language. Learn it!


    The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history. Sorry if you are uncomfortable with it.
    Not something that needs an apology. If you're uncomfortable with it, too bad...your problem.

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    can we add -

    just because you gave birth in this country does not mean your child should become an automatic citizen and where you as the parent can reap the benefits that american citizens have paid for. children when born should be the citizens of their parents country.

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    That's where the problems stems from. Medical personnel forgot to ask, what should have been the first question. What Jurisdiction is responsible for you? Then gone on from there. If that question can not be answered that it is speculated they are just visiting this country.

    They would have been home free, if they said which Jurisdiction (place where you reside and get bills to prove you LIVE there) is responsible for them, and shown proof. <proof being an electric bill, water/sewer bill, etc.> Doesn't mean you have to be a citizen, but its assumed you are if you can prove you already live here. Then they just get Naturalized.

    A twist here, a twist there, by those who are "I'm a Lawyer and my opinion is". CRAP

    So what happens if a person who can be claimed as a DUAL CITIZEN? Where mommy never mentioned the USA when you where born, and the Daddy lived/lives in Kenya? The Golden Child who will destruct the One World?

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