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Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals
http://www.wpxi.com/nationalnews/21102204/detail.html
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Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals
Man Was Trying To Enhance Size Of Penis, Police Say
Posted: 10:15 am EDT September 24, 2009
Updated: 11:14 am EDT September 24, 2009
Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.
Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.
The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.
Firefighters used a saw to cut through the metal ring. Authorities said the whole procedure took about two hours.
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I'm speechless....this has to be one of the most moronic things I have ever read in my life LOL!!!
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09-24-2009, 02:17 PM
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Omg, lmao
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09-24-2009, 02:26 PM
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OMG what a dumb azz.
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09-24-2009, 03:29 PM
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Five times its size? He probably thought he was doing great.
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09-24-2009, 03:40 PM
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Five times its size? He probably thought he was doing great.
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OMG roflmfao!
I don't know about you ladies, but if my boyfriends 'member' was 5 times it's size i'd run away screaming in terror saying GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!
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09-24-2009, 04:33 PM
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Omg, lmao, stuck in a dumbbell. Really, who was the dumbbell?
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09-24-2009, 09:31 PM
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OMG roflmfao!
I don't know about you ladies, but if my boyfriends 'member' was 5 times it's size i'd run away screaming in terror saying GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!
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Oh, I don't know, five times its normal size, stuck through a dumbbell and probably three different colors, sounds pretty hot to me.
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09-24-2009, 10:23 PM
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Omg, lmao, stuck in a dumbbell. Really, who was the dumbbell?
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For real! LOL
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09-24-2009, 10:55 PM
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Only a man...lol. (Of course only a man, but if women had one, they would never do something so stupid with it...lol.)How embarrassing, imagine the 911 call...haha. Idiot!!!
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09-24-2009, 10:58 PM
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Only a man...lol. (Of course only a man, but if women had one, they would never do something so stupid with it...lol.)How embarrassing, imagine the 911 call...haha. Idiot!!!
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that 911 call would surpass the marijuana smoking cop 911 call any day of the week LOL!
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09-24-2009, 11:49 PM
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that 911 call would surpass the marijuana smoking cop 911 call any day of the week LOL!
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Exactly...lol.
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