LuvBigRip

LOL. I got two people with comments today at another forum, only they were coffee. I am on a roll

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speedygirl

LMAO So didn't I. I saw greasy in the title and that did it. DH was wondering why I'm sitting here snorting like a pig. Too funny.

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No charges filed against man accused of striking, chasing daughter's boyfriend from home

DELTONA - Prosecutors won't pursue charges against a Deltona father who allegedly struck a naked intruder in his daughter's bedroom, not knowing it was his daughter's boyfriend.

The State Attorney's Office decided not to charge Raul Colon, 45, for hitting the 15-year-old intruder with a pipe.

Colon told investigators that on Sept. 11, around 4:15 a.m., he heard strange noises in his home and found the naked man in his daughter's bedroom. Colon didn't know who the man was, chased him, and struck him, before the teenager fled.

Afterwards, it was discovered that the intruder was his daughter's boyfriend and she had let him into the house, without her father's knowledge. The teenagers had been dating for about 18 months, but she never told her father about the relationship, according to a report.

State Attorney John Tanner said the case is being dropped because a father has a right to defend his home against a stranger and has the right to use reasonable force against such an intruder.

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Jolie Rouge

The boy is 15, so ... assuming the girl is also 15 ... they started dating at 13 ?! :shriek:

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Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/...Se2TYxhE.s0NUE

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

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Charge dropped against man accused of passing gas

CHARLESTON, W.Va. – A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.

The Kanawha County prosecutor's office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz.

According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken to the police station for a breathalyzer test. Cruz denies fanning the gas and says his request to use a restroom when first arriving at the station was denied.

An assistant says Magistrate Jack Pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge Thursday.

Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.

http://news.yahoo.com/story/ap/20080...eKmSNFCUbMWM0F

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Jolie Rouge

Japan holds diaper fashion show — for adults
By JOSEPH COLEMAN, Associated Press Writer
Thu Sep 25, 11:27 AM ET

TOKYO - One after the other, the models strutted across the stage to bouncy '80s dance tunes, all showing off designs of the same article of clothing — adult diapers.

Japan has one of the world's most rapidly aging societies, and the fashion show Thursday proved the country's diaper producers are intent on keeping the elderly clean and dry. "Diapers are something that people don't want to look at," said Kiyoko Hamada of the Aging Lifestyle Research Center, a leading organizer of the show. "But if you make them attractive, then people can learn about them more easily," she said.

Indeed, adult diapers are an increasingly common item in Japan, home to one of the world's longest average lifespans. More than 20 percent of the population is over 65, and the country is forecast to have the globe's largest number of centenarians — 1 million — by 2050, the U.N. says. That means a booming market for adult diapers.

The Nikkei, Japan's leading business newspaper, conducted a survey this week that showed sales of adult diapers have more than doubled over the past decade, reaching an estimated 52.5 billion yen ($500 million) this year. While that's good news for manufacturers, the fashion show Thursday showed there's still a lot of uneasiness in Japan about this sometimes unseemly side of aging.

Before the models took over, players at the theater in downtown Tokyo acted out skits instructing viewers how to tell when elderly loved ones need diapers, how to convince them to put them on and how to properly use them.

In one skit, an elderly man shook his head in dismay after his wife pointed out that he wet the bed overnight again. "Ah, maybe the loose-fitting diapers I use during the day aren't good to use at night," he concluded, leading to a discussion about well-padded nappies made especially for nighttime use.

Like many events in Japan, the show was heavy on detailed information, showing how certain types of diapers suit the bedridden, such as models that can be wrapped around the midsection. Pants-like slip-on diapers, on the other hand, are more suitable for active oldsters. "A lot of people make mistakes when choosing diapers," said Hamada. "We can make it so people no longer feel uneasy about taking care of old people."

The fashion show itself was half camp, half instruction. Speakers blared oldie hits such as "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood as models jaunted on the stage with diapers pulled on over black tights. Each model held a number to designate the model of the diaper. Some of the models, all volunteers, playfully shook their hips on the stage. The crowd of several hundred people included diaper manufacturers, nursing home workers and doctors.

Nursing home caretakers Mitsuru and Aya Habuka watched with rapt attention, exclaiming when diaper models they hadn't seen before were displayed on stage. "It was great to see so many different types of diapers all in one showing," gushed Aya Habuka, 26. "I learned a lot. This is the first time that diapers are being considered as fashion."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/...2YhnniH5kuQE4F

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Woman wakes up, should have smelled the coffee
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - It wasn't just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee. It was also the bat she found in the filter.

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The Iowa Department of Public Health says the woman reported a bat in her house but wasn't too worried about it. She turned on her automatic coffee maker before bedtime and drank her coffee the next morning.

She discovered the bat in the filter when she went to clean it that night. The woman has undergone treatment for possible rabies.

Health officials say that the bat was sent to a lab but that its brain was too cooked by the hot water to determine whether it had rabies.

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Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080927/...9EIJVCvW2s0NUE

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Man gets burned while using lighter to siphon gas
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MUKWONAGO, Wis. - Police said a man was arrested after he used a cigarette lighter while trying to siphon gasoline from a van. The man, who was visiting friends, went to drive home early Saturday but realized that he didn't have enough gas in his vehicle.

Police said the man tried to siphon the gas with help from another woman, but he couldn't see how much gas was in the container, so he used the lighter to check.

A blast of fire burned his hands and caused nearby residents to call police.

Police said he and the woman were located later in a store parking lot. He was arrested for theft and negligent use of burning materials.

The woman was referred to authorities for being party to theft. Formal charges haven't been filed.

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Information from: The Freeman, http://www.freemanol.com

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081001/...YKcF38f3IuQE4F

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LunaChick

OMG what a dumbass lmao

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