So--*think* You Know Everything?

Jolie Rouge

SO--YOU *THINK* KNOW EVERYTHING?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

............. Now you know everything

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Jolie Rouge

CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER

(Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.)

How To Fill The Ice Cube Tray Step By Step, With Slide Presentation

Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder? Round Table Discussion

Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor, Walls And Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor Pictures And Explanatory Graphics

Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink? Examples On Video

Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other Helpline And Support Groups

Learning How To Find Things Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming

Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics And Audio Tape

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost Real Life Testimonials (may be canceled due to unavailability of testimonials)

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulation

Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife Online Class And Role Playing

How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques

How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies offers

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