
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
> > black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at
> > him looks down and says:
> >
> > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
> > The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> >
> > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
> > says,"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says,
> >
> > "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious
> > look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone
> > always asks me.....
> >
> > I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
> > weighs 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown."
> >
> > The small guy says:
> >
> > "Turner Brown?!...Swee*t Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!"