Sappy/Corny Pickup Lines - Big Big Forums

purplerose23 · 03-21-2005, 10:50 PM

Thought I would start a funny one.............Just list the funniest/sappiest/lamest pickup lines you ever heard here.....

Ill go first, LOL....

"Aren't you tired? You have been running in my mind all night!"

Mom2myboys · 03-21-2005, 11:17 PM

"You wanna go out for pizza and fu**?" When you say NO! "What's the matter you don't like PIZZA?"

keen9801 · 03-24-2005, 08:26 AM

Are you in much pain, cause you had to of just fell from Heaven.

keen9801 · 03-24-2005, 08:27 AM

This is one of those kinda sweet yet corney pick up lines...

If you were standing in front of a mirror holding 11 red roses you would be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

DIDONNA · 03-24-2005, 03:16 PM

Are you from Tennessee?

Because your the only "ten" I see.......

katencody · 04-05-2005, 12:18 PM

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

keen9801 · 04-18-2005, 08:25 AM

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

keen9801 · 04-18-2005, 08:25 AM

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

keen9801 · 04-18-2005, 08:26 AM

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

keen9801 · 04-18-2005, 08:29 AM

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart

keen9801 · 04-18-2005, 08:30 AM

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?