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Tampon: Wear a red sweat suit with white sock cap that has about five pieces of white yarn braided and tied to the top.
Submitted by S. Parson

Darth Vader's Wife "Ella Vader": Wear a Darth Vader mask, black cape and add two big buttons with up and down arrows.
Submitted by Robgar

Witch Doctor: Combine witch costume accessories (hat, wig, green make-up, fake nose, black nails, etc.) with doctor gear like scrubs or lab coat, stethoscope, mask, rubber gloves, etc.
Submitted by vck

Death on Vacation: Wear a grim reaper costume (hooded cape, black cape, white make-up with black around the eyes). Then over this, wear a loud flowered shirt, goofy hat, Hawaiian lei, camera around your neck, etc.
Submitted by Rick Mallory

Batman and Robin: Attach little fake bats and birds all over yourself.
Submitted by EeVeExPiKa

Blind Date: Use a black trash bag and some loose stuffing to make yourself into a giant date (kind of like a big raisin), add sunglasses and a white cane.

Punch the Clock: Fashion a clock mask out of cardboard, wear boxing gloves.

Long Arm Of The Law: Take a glove, stuff it and stick it to the end of a broomstick. Sew an extension on one sleeve of a long-sleeved shirt to make twice as long as normal. Wear the shirt with a sheriff costume and carry the broomstick in your hand (your real arm becomes the upper arm, and the broomstick and glove becomes the lower arm).
Submitted by Chris Jeppson

Shorty: Fashion a large hat out of paper (it should fit over your entire upper body so that the brim is around your chest area). Make holes for your eyes. Paint a face on your belly (or on a white shirt). Take a button-up or snap-up coat and button the neck part around your waist. Stuff the arms of the coat into the pockets (which should be by your ankles).
Submitted by djm

Gene Simmons from the Band Kiss: Cut out the front of the T-shirt, exposing the chest, and create a webbing of chain. Make a choker collar from an old belt and attach one of the chains to it. Cut the bottom out of some black nylon socks and use them as arm bands. Add silver studs all over everything by using a glue gun and silver paint (simply add drops of hot glue so that they form little balls and after they have cooled paint them silver). Finally add a black cape, black wig and do your best Gene face (and tongue) with make-up. EXTRA EFFECT: Take an old pair of boots and paint demon faces and fangs on them, or try elevating an old pair of sneakers and making paper mache demons over the top.
Submitted by Jeff Scott #1 KISS fan

Bob's Big Boy: Make an oversized hamburger with paper mache. Wear white overalls painted with red checks, steel toe work boots, and gel your hair up to a point and droop to the side.
Submitted by Steve Gallupe

Paper Doll: Wear white knee-highs and a slip. Cut out and paint a piece of cardboard to look like a dress, including rectangular tabs on the sides, and wear it in front of you attached with ribbons.
Submitted by: Aneesa

Drowned Ophelia (from Hamlet): Wear a long dress, long hair with flowers in it, blue face make-up. Pour water over yourself. Carry around a spray bottle of water to keep yourself wet).
Submitted by: Aneesa

Body for Life Contestant: Wear a pair of very, very large pants and hold them up with suspenders. Wear a regular-sized t-shirt labeled "Body for Life Contestant."
Submitted by: Lynda from Cape Cod

Chicken-Cord-on-Blue: Wear a chicken mask or hat. Wrap an extension cord around you (bright orange shows up best). Dress in all blue.
Submitted by: Amy Jayne

Chicken-Cord-on-Blue (variation): Dress in all blue and tie a rope (loosely) around your neck with a rubber chicken on the other end.

The One from The Matrix: Wear a long black trench coat, tight black pants, black leather boots, long-sleeved dark-colored shirt, and raver sunglasses. Be quick to say "my name is NEO!" Carry a duffle bag filled with toy guns.

Head on a Platter: Take a round piece of sturdy cardboard, and cut out a hole for your head. Cover it with a tablecloth that also has a hole for your head. Then glue down plates, candlesticks, forks knives and napkins. Create a platter made of thin cardboard painted silver with a hole in the middle and a slit cut from the hole in the middle to one the edge of side. Slip it around your neck so it looks like your head is on a platter. When you stand up, the tablecloth will fall around you and cover your torso. When you sit down, your body will disappear and you will look like a dinner table setting with a head on a platter.
Submitted by: Lenore S.

Goth Brooks: Apply white makeup and black lipstick and black eye liner. Dress up in all black, with cowboy hat and cowboy boots. Guitar optional.
Submitted by: Chase in San Antonio

Annette Funnyjello: Wear a net on your head and carry a bowl of Jello with a silly face painted on it
Submitted by: Jen Lowrie

Icon: Take an old basketball, cut it so it fits on your head and paint it to look like a giant eyeball. Then dress like a convict (striped clothes, ball and chains).
Submitted by: BrySki

Where The Lost Laundry Goes: Sew single socks all over a pair of sweats. Wear pantyhose on your head. Now you are "where the socks lost in the laundry go."
Submitted by: Ehlanna

Lifeguard: Throw on a white tank top and red shorts, with some old sandals. Wipe some white lotion or cream over your nose and wear some sunglasses. Top it all off with a visor and a whistle around your neck! Also a tube around your waist is very comical!

Kelly Osbourne: Just wear a big, puffy skirt, dye your hair pink, and put on lots of make-up. Swear a lot.

Mount Rushmore: Enlarge a photo of Mount Rushmore so it's a couple of feet wide, and mount it on cardboard. Cut out the face of one of the presidents - this is where you will stick your face through! Mount it on a stick that you can carry in your hand.
Submitted by: Steph in SD

Cast Member from the TV Show Survivor: Wear Hawaiian shirt, shorts, straw hat, sandals, etc. Carry a tiki torch.

Crocodile Hunter Stunt Double: Wear khaki shirt and shorts. Write stunt double on the back of the shirt. Rip large hole in back of shorts and affix stuffed alligator to flap. Use makeup to draw black eye, bruises, cuts, etc.
Submitted by: Sevens

A Capitalist Pig: Wear a suit and tie and carry a briefcase. Stuff fake money into pockets and from edges of sleeves. Then wear a pig-nose and piggy tail.

Hear No, See No, Speak No Evil: Wear very dark sunglasses and big earmuffs. Put a piece of tape over your mouth. Write on your shirt "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil."
Submitted by: Amanda

Richard Simmons: Wear red mesh tank top, white bike shorts (or white running shorts, white knee-high socks and white athletic shoes. Glue clear sparkles (from the fabric or craft store) on the tank top. Wear brown curly wig (cut the hair so its shorter...the wigs are usually too bushy).

Bottle of Champagne: Wear a long, light-gold-toned dress or something similar. Style your hair piled up, wear lots of body glitter and carry a bottle of bubbles to blow from.
Submitted by: Jocelyn

Melted Snow Man: Drench yourself in water and carry around two sticks, a scarf and a carrot.

Vending Machine: Get a number of different vending machine items such as chips, candy bars, beef jerky etc., and pin these all over your clothing. Attach a small box with a coin slot to your chest.
Submitted by: Janelle Gress

Web Server: Dress like a waitress/waiter, carry around a tray with food that has fake spider webs draped over it.
Submitted by: Kate

Silly Walker: Wear a suit, and whenever you walk, walk really strange. If you are asked, talk in a funny English accent and explain you are from the Ministry of Silly Walks (from Monty Python).
Submitted by: Ryba

Blair Witch Documentary Girl: Wear a plaid shirt, jeans and a stocking cap. Frazzle your hair and add in a few twigs and leaves. Then carry around a camcorder and insist on asking everyone you see about the Blair Witch. Oh, and look frightened, or worried, a lot!
Submitted by: Jessicup

Night and Day: Wear a dress that has stars on one side and clouds on the other. Then spray your hair blue and put one side up in a pig tail and let the other side hang down. Paint one side of your face white with a sun and the other side black with a moon.

Twister Game: Cut out colored felt circles and glue/pin them to a white T-shirt. Make a spinner from a white piece of poster board wear the spinner as a hat. (You could also take an old Twister game and cut it up and wear the pieces.)

Killer Bee: Spray paint black horizontal stripes across a yellow t-shirt. Add fake antennas (Styrofoam balls on wire secured to a plastic head band). Wear with camouflage pants, combat boots, ammo bandoliers, and a couple of fake pistols stuck in your belt.
Submitted by: Rob McElroy

Internet Surfer: Wear a wetsuit and flippers. Make a cape out of brightly colored fishing net, and attach signs like IBM, Macintosh, Apple, and so on. A snorkel and boogie board is optional!
Submitted by: Steve

Voodoo Doll: Wear off white sweat pants and turtleneck shirt. Stitch a plaid heart with yarn on the shirt. Stick pins all over your clothes by using a glue gun on the inside and outside of fabric (so they don't stick you). For your head, sew a long rectangular piece of off white fabric to an off white beanie so it covers your entire head and goes just past your shoulders. Cut out holes for your eyes and sew black mesh on the inside, so you can see out. Tie a piece of twine around your neck to hold the excess fabric down. Use black yarn to make stitches for the mouth.
Submitted by: Butterflyday

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